Episode 184 < New actor. (2) >
2.
The designated tribe has a very good culture.
The strongest one is the most right one.
If you have a complaint, say it with your fists, not your tongue.
“Let’s start by cleaning. “Seniors.”
And I’m the strongest one here.
“Look at the theater. What’s this? Are spider webs interior decoration? Are you going to decorate with mold? oh my. Look at that rotten smell. It’s a trash can, really. “When customers come in here, they will think they are food waste.”
-No… but… .
“Are you stronger than me? Are you better at acting than me? “Are you better at handling Aurors than me?”
-no… .
“Then eat a mop, seniors. We’re not amateurs. This is the story after the blood and fire play practice, Nabal, and all other circumstances have been established. The surrounding environment is the human heart. Seniors, how trashy are you? The theater is a trash can? No, you’re a slut. Don’t you listen? Do you want to get hit?”
I wasn’t the type of person to ask empty words if I was going to get hit.
A gentleman doesn’t make threats. Just a beating.
I chose a hobgoblin who was particularly lazy and gave him a fist massage.
“Do you want to get hit again?”
The actors were crying and holding mops.
Faces that say, ‘I thought an easy-going elf came in as the youngest, but it turned out to be a tiger.’
“It’s good to be wet. It’s a characteristic of a designated tribe. But who likes rotten water and rotten smell? You’re just lazy. But if you try to cover it up with bullshit like [designated tribes like things that are humid] or [true actors don’t care about the environment], the people around you will turn into asari. “Are your seniors dogs?”
-Ma, the youngest. I think that’s too harsh… .
“her. Since you haven’t said that you’ve reflected on anything yet, you’re right. There are bastards in the heads of seniors right now. From now on, when I say something, you will respond with ‘Wal’. Do you understand?”
-Wow, wow… .
“It’s a small amount of bullshit.”
-Wow!
“great. Equip your hand with a mop. As we clean up the theater, we each clean up our own hearts. I work hard to wipe away the bastards lurking in my heart until they run away. Do you understand?”
-Wow!
All I did was mop that day, the next day, and two days in total.
The one-eyed actor went back and forth between the well and the theater without stopping, carrying a water jar.
“Seniors. When pulling a bucket from a well, do not pull it without thinking. Raise your child as if you were a servant of some noble family. What I’m saying is, immerse yourself in acting. What a valuable opportunity. I clean up, get rid of the bastards in my heart, and get used to the role of a servant. “Iltasampine.”
-Wow, wow… .
The one-armed actor removed the rotten water that had accumulated on the floor of the theater and dug up the rotten dirt.
“Shoveling is not shoveling for nothing. It’s the height of absurdity. Congratulations. “You are experiencing the absurdity of 3,000 won for free.”
“Imagine. Now you are a warrior on the battlefield. I lost my arm during the war. okay? The war is so fierce that the commander will not let you rest even if you lose an arm. We need to build a fence and dig a moat. continue. It is a warrior’s duty to not retreat from the battlefield, but is it true to be a warrior to shovel while being one-armed? Nope. “It’s just dirty.”
-Wow… it’s dirty… .
“Duty is beautiful. However, if you go to a certain extreme, there are times when it is not beautiful. There comes a moment when duty becomes ugly and virtue becomes dirty. In that case, the more faithful you are to your duty, the more strange something becomes. Strange dirt. Dirty weirdness. That’s absurd. Dig the ground. Seniors. Get some water. “Doubt yourself as a warrior or not, be skeptical, and work hard.”
-Wow… Shovel… .
The one-eyed actor followed my instructions perfectly.
“Have you taken out the trash?”
-Wal. The youngest.
“From now on, we will cut down new logs and make chairs. Is it good?”
-Walk
“These are chairs for guests to sit on. Let’s say the bloody drama lasts for an hour. The audience doesn’t look at your face for an entire hour. But my butt is glued to the chair for an entire hour. The only thing in this theater that serves the audience from beginning to end is the chair. “If the chair is uncomfortable, the play will also be uncomfortable.”
-Wal. I understand this is a very important mission, youngest child.
“Let’s make a new chair with me today. While we’re at it, we’ll also be creating regular seats and special seats.
-Wow. It’s loyalty.
and.
The troupe was good at catching spiders.
-no… . Sonia, even though I’m like this, I’m still an extreme person… .
Very harsh profanity.
-Now that I think about it, it’s wrong for bugs to roam around! I’ll clean it up quickly!
[Members of the troupe ‘Mud and Dust’ submit to your authority.]
[The theater company ‘Mud and Dust’ recognizes you as a real person!]
Even after the cleaning was over, I didn’t stop walking.
After hearing Top’s voice, something else that needed to be fixed came to mind.
-Hey, Sonia… .
“yes?”
-Even if you ask what you are doing with the ladder… No, is it okay if I ask you something?
I climbed up to the theater entrance. While emitting aura from both hands. In front of my nose, there was a sign with the words [Mud and Dust] written on it.
“As you can see, I want to change the sign.”
Troupe Lord Hobgoblin was embarrassed.
-Are you going to change the sign?
“yes. 130 years of tradition is good, but honestly, our theater company is at the bottom of the bottom. “Rather than a name that pretends to be something cool like [Mud and Dust], we need a name that actively appeals to the audience.”
I turned over the old sign.
Back plate without text.
I applied aura to my fingernails and crunched the letters on the wooden board.
“okay. “That’s rude.”
I was happy to see the new sign.
[Extreme Dog Sound]
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-…….
The hobgoblin looked back and forth between my face and the sign.
-I… Sonia?
“Please tell me.”
-But it’s not bullshit, is it? We have 130 years of tradition… .
“I heard about it from my seniors. Extreme stock. “I heard you owe quite a bit to the fairy clan leaders here and there?”
The theater owner flinched.
“I heard that the fairies come to demand debt at least once every fifteen days.”
-Well, those guys. All the unspoken words from the youngest… .
“Tradition is not cool. You have to take responsibility for your own people first. You are the owner of this theater company. Attract customers and gain popularity. Actors should also rest in proper accommodations, not sleep in the dressing room. “Isn’t that right?”
-…….
“I’m from the fairy tribe. They probably know how to do business better than the designated tribe. Now is the time to invite at least one more guest. “If things continue like this, the theater company will fail.”
I went out onto the street holding the play prints in my arms.
“Extreme [bullshit]! The theater company [Gaesori] will be performing Hwageomranmu next Saturday evening!”
– Ugor.
The hobgoblins walking up and down the street snickered.
The elf ticket salespeople who came out to promote the event from other theater companies also laughed.
-what. dog sound?
-Where did you come from?
good. A response comes. It’s much better than being completely indifferent.
Now the water is open. It is the role of publicity and the job of the ticket agent to lead this in the best possible direction.
“Wow! Wow! A feast of bullshit that can’t be heard or tasted anywhere else in this city! Anyone who is tired of the fact that the Flame Emperor was actually a good guy! A person who believes that bad guys are best when they are just as bad! welcome! Ah, there is no other bastard like this on earth! 진정한 개새끼가 여러분을 찾아갑니다!”
– Ugor.
-The fairies are fun.
-The little boy is so soft and cute.
Hobgoblins were giggling as they walked up and down the street.
-…….
The theater leader who followed me was staring at me blankly.
When the passers-by seemed to have gathered a little, I pulled out my secret trick.
“Ego! Awesome warriors! “It’s not a bloody drama that happens every day!”
I snapped my fingers.
Dying-!
A cheerful sound rang out in the air.
Passers-by on the street were startled by a sound that sounded like piano keys being struck.
– Uger?
-What did you just say?
The identity of the sound was simple. Auras were fired in two directions at the same time and collided with each other.
The auror trembled and the air vibrated, making a sound similar to piano keys.
It was quite a difficult auror operation, but it wasn’t difficult for me.
“Look forward to it!”
One after another, I made waves with my Auras.
Music that even I, a person unfamiliar with music, can imitate. It was a chopstick march.
“Come on! Even the fairies, who are ticket sellers, can use auras like this! Extreme bullshit! Are you really doing this to show how magical the blood flower is?”
A bright sky and a street filled with sunlight.
I played the tune without anything, just moving my fingers.
It worked.
-Pagongeum (破空音)?
-It doesn’t make sense. oh my god.
-Is that really an Auror making noise? ?
Finally, passers-by stopped and started looking in my direction. It wasn’t just passers-by. Ticket salespeople from large theater companies also opened their eyes wide.
“There is not a word of dialogue in the bullshit performance of the theater company! Flame Emperor! Kekerukker! No one says their lines! Fire doesn’t talk. It just burns! Witness the first dialogue-free bloody drama in history!”
-Stage story… .
The hobgoblins opened their mouths as they watched my brilliant hand movements.
-Could it be possible that there were no lines in the blood drama?
-Well, I can’t say a word at all… .
A person who was astonished by the Auror performance. A person who finds advertisements for unstaged blood-letting dramas suspicious.
The surprise of [How could that happen?] and the doubt of [It can’t be like that]. The two best feelings in public relations were mixed in the air at the three-way intersection.
“If the actors say even one word, we’ll give you a full refund! Full refund with just one line! Get double the price of admission for just two lines! “I will give you all I have for three words!”
I smiled brightly and handed out flyers to people.
“It’s not a bloody drama that happens every day! If you bring a flyer, one accompanying guest will be admitted for free! One companion per person is free! Free admission! Here is a performance that makes money, not a performance that costs money! thank you! Yes, thank you!”
Passers-by already had no power left to reject the paper I handed them.
I was slightly entranced and accepted the flyer as if I was intoxicated by a strong scent.
We quickly ran out of flyers.
“thank you! Until the day of this play! We will perform here every day! Of course, the concert is free! Oh, this is a big deal. We owe a lot to the boss of our theater, but if we keep going like this, we’re going to go bankrupt! “You are desperate!”
I grabbed the hand of extremism.
The theater company was a little surprised, but obediently accepted my hand. As I noticed the attention of passers-by, I even gave a half-hearted smile.
good.
“Are there any famous actors? No one gives better performances than actors who are driven to bankruptcy! Everyone has no home! Now it’s really just a stage! The academic consensus is that acting skills and wallet are inversely proportional! Theater Company Bullshit, I am also appearing. Next Saturday evening. Performance next Saturday evening! thank you dog sound! “It’s next Saturday evening!”
I bowed to passers-by.
The theater leader, who held my hand, also naturally greeted me.
There was no one clapping or cheering, but the atmosphere was not bad. It was very good. I quickly left the street, flashing the business smile I learned from the Black Dragon Master.
-and.
Bae Hu-ryeong muttered.
-Are you embarrassed?
‘I’m just doing my job, so there’s nothing embarrassing about it.’
-Even so, you are the leader of a demonic cult.
‘Magyo is the place where farmers were driven out and miners fled. What’s wrong with handing out leaflets on the street? This too is work.’
-really… . Even if you drop this chick in the middle of a jungle or a desert, it will survive on its own. That guy named Yeomje is amazing. I can’t believe I’m sending someone like you out into the world.
-Kekkerukker… .
Sonia, who had become a mental body, had a strange expression on her face, unable to do this or that.
A face that is half chicken and half respect and self-destruction.
-You’re amazing, but what can I say, you’re amazing in a very different way from the Kekerukker I usually imagined… . no… . Is this actually more like Kekerukker? ?
OK.
This is me.
Meanwhile, after he was completely off the streets, the theater leader opened his mouth.
-Are you serious?
“huh? What?”
-It’s a stage play with bloodshed. How can you say no lines on stage?
“Of course I’m sincere. “Do you think I was yelling at prospective guests?”
-but… … .
“Do not worry. I will do my best to put on a show worth paying to see. If things don’t work out, I’ll go on stage alone. “There is absolutely no need to worry about whether you lied to the customers.”
-…….
“I have more work to do than that. Our theater must have had new chairs installed by now. Among them, VIP seats… Please select only the special seats and make a neat table. “The price is 12 times that of a regular seat.”
-W, twelve times?
The theater owner was surprised.
-Like that… .
“Flyers have been distributed all over the place. People who come as guests will most likely bring flyers. Then, there will be a lot of free customers, but the insufficient revenue should be made up through special seats.”
-Ha, but isn’t it too expensive?
“It’s expensive. “Only customers who don’t consider it expensive will buy it.”
Dying.
I lightly flicked my aura and made a sound.
“You saw me over there operating the Aurors earlier. Any warrior with a fighting spirit will want to see my performance as close as possible. “I want to watch and learn.”
-…….
“It is too expensive for [guests who came to see the performance], but it is cheap for [warriors who came to learn Auror]. We will attract the former for free and extract profit from the latter. Extreme stock. Trust me and hit the price.”
next day.
Starting around noon, three or four hobgoblins were wandering around in front of the theater.
-Is this extreme bullshit?
-I heard there is a performance next Saturday. I would like to reserve a front seat in advance.
-I heard that the fairies over there will also appear on stage… . Really? I’m looking for tickets to a performance featuring the fairies.
Even after hearing the price, the Hobgoblin warriors simply bought the seats.
Even after selling VIP seating tickets to four people, the theater company owner looked at me with an incredulous expression.
Something like this probably hasn’t happened since the theater opened.
“how is it.”
I smiled brightly.
“Am I right?”
two days later.
All VIP seats were sold out.
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