Episode 21
Wanseondan (完仙丹)
The horn of the hornless snake boiled in a huge pot completely dissolved in the water.
After adding other ingredients and boiling it, only a white, thick liquid remained in the pot.
Jeong Gwang looked at it.
The hardships of the past few months flashed through my mind.
Let’s say that’s the case in Sidalmok Basin.
When I went to catch Yonglin fish in the Yellow River, why didn’t some random fishermen start a fight?
They invaded the main building and tried to kill him, but the monks stopped him and only lightly separated the bones.
In the end, it wasn’t a bad thing since I caught the Yonglin fish by using the guys.
However, while on the way to help Joseon Dynasty on the Cheonghae Lake, the guys I met along the way and thought they were the Cheonghae Four Dogs or the Cheonghae Four Evil Dogs were dirty from the start.
Of course, what they were doing was dirty and they were preying on a family of Nakhyang officials who were famous for helping those in need.
I was just about to pass by, but the mouth of the guy called Daebuk (大凶) crossed the line.
‘Oh oh! You can’t be this pretty! Come here, this old man will love you.’
‘Am I a guy?’
‘Hehe. ‘I know.’
First, I blew it out of my mouth.
Next was the tongue, ears, nose, and eyes, and as I was about to touch my fingers and toes, the other three attacked me at once.
Of course, all four were sliced thinly.
‘Great, great! Judging by his martial arts skills, it appears that he is a sage of Kunlun. Please save him!’
‘what? ‘You haven’t cut out your tongue yet?’
It was cut right away.
The people of the Nakhyang official family knelt down and said things like grace and gratitude, but Jeong Gwang had no time to accept such things.
I immediately rushed to Cheonghae Lake and met Kunlun Taoist monks. After working together for almost two months, I was able to obtain the ingredients I had been aiming for.
Next is the Dangorap Mountains.
I ran for dear life, but it was a mess due to a landslide.
Isn’t it necessary to see something to collect honey from Okbong and dig up things like ginseng?
Kunlun Taoist monks and dirt were cleared.
One day, people living nearby and merchants joined in to help.
Somehow, I was able to clear the blocked road.
People shouted hurrahs and expressed their gratitude, but only then could the Kunlun monks begin their work.
Anyway, after wandering around the Dangorap Mountains for two months, I came to Kunlun.
I rolled around in the Kunlun Mountains for another two months.
I made an elixir with the ingredients I gathered so desperately.
‘what is this?’
It should be black, but it’s white.
From the ingredients to the mix, the water temperature and boiling time, it was perfect, so why on earth!
‘Theory is theory and practice is practice, so it doesn’t matter.’
It matters!
Jeong Gwang’s fist trembled.
My brain raced and analyzed the cause.
in conclusion.
‘Let’s finish it first.’
Jeong Gwang raised his inner energy and gathered it in both hands.
He kneaded the thick, shining white liquid with his hand.
It gradually got smaller and smaller and became a single ring the size of a child’s fist.
“iced coffee! Unbelievable!”
“It was strangely white, but then turned black!”
The hand stains had burned and turned black.
Jeong Gwang scratched his head roughly.
If I feed this to Unhu like this, it might ruin the job.
What should I do?
Since the portion is a bit generous, should I feed it to someone first?
Jeong Gwang took off a small piece of Danhwan.
“I have a little bit left. “Is there anyone who wants to achieve their dream of extending life?”
The old Taoists who tried to raise their hands at blinding speed froze like stone statues.
The discipline they had accumulated so far was not in vain.
‘Be patient. It’s a concentrate.’
‘There’s no way they could just give you the elixir.’
‘No matter how you look at it, it looks suspicious.’
‘Is something wrong?’
When the old monks noticed, Jeong Gwang lamented.
“iced coffee. I can’t believe people who practice the Way can’t trust people like this. “Soson, I’m really disappointed.”
The old Taoists did not waver.
I had been subjected to Jeong Gwang for too long to be deceived by this level of harsh instructions.
Jeong Gwang realized that his job was not right when he saw their steadfast appearance like Taesan.
‘this. ‘Who are you feeding it to?’
Jeong Gwang looked around the restaurant without even thinking about trying it himself.
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All the Taoists avoid eye contact and look the other way.
‘uh?’
There was only one person who made eye contact.
It’s perfect for this situation, there’s only a few days left to go, and it’s truly a guru-like existence!
Jeong Gwang’s body shook and appeared in the distance.
“Now, eat.”
“… … .”
“You really don’t believe me? “They say if you eat this, you can live a long time.”
“… … .”
The other person looked at Jeong Gwang with empty eyes.
It was the look in the eyes of a true guru who had no obsession or regret about his life.
Jeong Gwang’s eyes also became serious.
“You’ve been through a lot of hardships. I’ll repay you. Even if something goes wrong, you won’t die, so take it easy.”
Will we get along?
The other person looked at the concentration and opened his mouth.
“Meee~”
“That’s right, Nanny. good job.”
The goat swallowed the elixir crumbs that Jeong Gwang had put in its mouth.
And then I looked around again with empty eyes.
It is as if one is looking back on one’s past life with death just around the corner.
That was actually the case.
It’s been 17 years since I was kidnapped and taken while living in the rugged Kunlun Mountains.
At first, I missed freedom, but as I listened to the reading of the Tao Sutra every day and ate in moderation, I soon found myself in Kunlun… … No, it had become Miss Kunlun.
Breastfeeding a newborn named Jeong-gwang was a hassle, but when I saw him growing day by day, I realized that life like this wasn’t that bad.
Yes, it was a very long life for a mountain goat.
It would be okay to keep going like this.
Jeonggwang said he wouldn’t die if he ate this, but Sanyang didn’t believe it.
why?
Because it was a concentrate.
The mountain goat closed its eyes.
Just like this, I am like a fable, eating grass to my heart’s content and rolling around… … .
“Kkuwoeoeook!”
The goat started screaming and rolling on the ground.
it hurts! so painful! I’m dying from pain!
Jeonggwang, you bastard! How could you do this to me!
How dare you grow up and kill me while drinking my milk?
Even if I die and become a ghost, I won’t forgive you… … huh?
Hwaaaaaaaat-
Suddenly, a warm feeling rose up in my stomach.
It gradually spread throughout my body and gave me an extremely comfortable feeling.
It felt like all the waste in my body was melting and disappearing.
Puuuuuung-
A thick fart flowed from the mountain goat’s butt accompanied by a magnificent horn sound.
iced coffee.
How can my body be this light?
Am I dead?
Even if I didn’t succeed in becoming a fable, I don’t think it would be hell.
My body feels refreshed and I feel like I’ve returned to the days when I was commanding the Kunlun Mountains in my early days.
Would you like to see what it looks like here?
I gently opened my eyes.
There was Jeong Gwang’s face, covering his nose with his hand.
“Meeeek!”
“Nanny, is there anything uncomfortable?”
The mountain goat, which was confused for a while, got up and tried to move.
Aren’t the joints that were hurting day after day moving more flexibly even though there was nothing wrong with them?
“hmm. After all, different colors have no meaning? Well, it doesn’t matter if it’s black or white, it all depends on the mind.”
It was an absurd sophistry, but the mountain goat didn’t care.
No matter what the process is, isn’t the result what’s important?
The mountain goat ran around as he was thrown away.
The more I ran, the more powerful I became.
I feel more than just healthy, I feel rejuvenated!
Something boiled inside my heart!
The mountain goat opened its mouth without realizing it and shouted!
“Meeeeenn!”
The sound of mountain goats resounded in Kunlun.
* * *
Jang Mun-in and Woon-yeon looked at Jeong Gwang with anxious eyes.
‘You’re trying to feed it to someone else as a test.’
‘Since no one eats it, why don’t we just feed it to the goats?’
Fortunately, the goat was rejuvenated and healthy, but we don’t know what will happen to humans.
“Is this really okay?”
“yes.”
“You mean there’s no problem?”
“no.”
“Okay, then I’m so glad… … for a moment. “What did you say just now?”
“There’s a bit of a problem.”
“Didn’t you say it was okay?”
“It’s okay, but there’s a problem.”
The two old monks made bewildered expressions at the incomprehensible words.
But I soon found myself nodding my head at Jeong Gwang’s words.
“I think the medicinal effect is stronger than I thought. “It won’t be a big problem, but I’ll have to try it first to find out.”
Too much is just as bad as not enough.
Still, since there seemed to be no great danger and there was no other way, I decided to feed the completed Banseondan to Unhu.
As soon as Unhu woke up, Jeong Gwang presented the Banseondan.
“Sajo. Please eat.”
“Huh. “Are you finally finished?”
“of course. “I don’t think you can hold on any longer, so please eat quickly.”
“You worked hard.”
Unhu smiled.
Since he knew his physical condition better than anyone else, he did not even think about being cured.
It has only endured so far because of the sincerity of Jeong Gwang and other Kunlun disciples.
Now, if he eats this, he will have done his duty and can leave this world.
“okay. “Eat well.”
The banseondan was so big that I had to chew it thoroughly.
Every time you chew, you can feel the refreshing aroma and taste.
The stench and dirty taste so bad that it made me vomit drove Unhu crazy.
“Ouch!”
When he was about to vomit,
“Now!”
As promised in advance, Jang Mun-in covered Un-hu’s mouth with his palm. Unyeon wrapped a long, thick cloth around his groin.
‘Yo, diaper?’
Jeong Gwang explained to the bewildered man.
“The medicinal effect of Banseondan is a bit stronger than I thought. Do not worry too much. “It’s just in case.”
Unhu’s empty face turned yellow.
I could roughly imagine what would happen in the future.
just as expected.
“Sajo. You can’t throw up. “There’s nothing I can do about it.”
Unhu opened his eyes wide.
Immortal Buddha! Amitabha Buddha!
Whoever it is, please save me… … Oh my!
A tremendous heat boiled in his stomach.
The moment he was about to twist his body in pain as if his internal organs were burning, someone’s palm touched his stomach.
and.
The clear and clean energy of Jeonggwang caressed Unhu’s stomach.
‘iced coffee… … .’
One stem wrapped around the imperfectly attached danjeon, and the other stem combined with the medicinal properties that tormented Unhu.
‘I can’t believe Jinki moves like this.’
The essence of the concentrate gently caressed the medicinal properties. It was like calming down slowly, as if handling a disobedient and unruly foal.
‘haha. Jeonggwang, this guy. ‘Your true nature is reflected in the way you use Jinki.’
The efficacy of the medicine gradually became milder and began to follow Jeonggwang’s wishes.
Unhu closed his eyes and observed the gentle harmony occurring inside.
‘Is this what it feels like to be floating on a cloud?’
It was a mistake.
When the medicinal effect was completely under control, Jeonggwang revealed his true colors.
“going!”
“It’s simple… … “Kwaaaaaak!”
Jeong Gwang pushed the drug so hard that Unhu screamed.
It looks like they beat the disobedient colts with a whip and then starved them into hard labor!
Yakhyo, who had already lost his momentum after being deceived by Jeonggwang, ran foaming at the mouth towards Unhu’s entire body and acupoints, as he commanded.
Quang! Quang! Quang!
“omg! 100 million! Ahh!”
Vessels and blood vessels that had been narrowed or blocked screamed and broke through.
Sizzling sizzling!
“Keuuuuuuuuu!”
Unhu’s Danjeon, which was incompletely attached, boiled like crazy under Jeonggwang’s true energy and began to melt.
‘This can’t go on like this!’
Unhu forced his fading consciousness back together.
I had to say what I had to say to Jeong Gwang and go.
“Wow! “What did I do wrong to be like this?”
“Recite the Shangqing Free Spiritual Art! “Hurry!”
I came to my senses.
Yes, there is no reason for Jeong Gwang to kill him.
Unhu felt ashamed of his lack of discipline and focused on eating Ungi.
A grain of precious energy that Jeong Gwang had planted began to warm up the empty danjeon.
‘Ugh. Because the power outage is unstable, I can’t increase my energy anymore… … ‘Oh!’
The Danjeon that the concentrate had melted took its proper shape and solidified.
Although it was painful, Unhu continued his training with peace of mind.
The enormous medicinal properties floating in the cleansed veins and acupuncture channels gathered in Unhu’s Danjeon under Jeong Gwang’s guidance.
The medicinal effects that had been accumulating one by one were combined by a single particle of Unhu’s true energy and were transformed into flawless and clean internal energy.
Unhu looked ecstatic as he felt the energy filling up his Danjeon.
haha. It feels so good.
“Hold on just one more time!”
What else!
“No, twice!”
Wrong! Get it over with once!
Unhu’s inner strength, led by Jeong Gwang, ran at a ferocious pace.
I had already succeeded once in the past, but during the years of losing my martial arts skills, I was heading towards the Imdok yangmaek (任督兩脈), which had become blocked again due to accumulated turbidity!
Quaaaang! Sigh!
The vein was pierced and urine came out.
Quaaaang! Crackle!
The poisonous veins were pierced and diarrhea broke out.
It was like that in the past when Unhu himself hit, but it usually doesn’t work like this when you hit the Im Dok-yang line.
In addition to the effect of Banseondan, the situation was forced through someone else named Jeong Gwang!
Unhu fell into a trance, covered in feces and urine.
But I soon came to my senses.
It was because I was in a trance, I was naked, and I couldn’t bear the overwhelming stench.
The first thing that came to mind was a sense of self-destruction.
‘I poop and urinate at this age…’ … .’
Next, I felt confident.
‘Still, you’ve become much stronger since you regained your martial arts skills!’
The last one was a feeling of despair.
‘He’s such a great expert that he can’t even cover up his poop… … ‘Hehehe.’
The trance that I had missed earlier came back.
He painfully realized that everything is empty and ultimately returns to nothingness.
‘Yes, it was going to be like this anyway.’
Unhu laid everything completely.
His mind slowly began to emerge from his body.
The phenomenon of fable-like lines.
It was a state that every Taoist man dreams of, but Unhu’s heart was calm.
This wasn’t his place.
Now that he was escaping everything and heading to the world of heaven, he had no regrets left.
Unhu said his final goodbyes.
‘Good job. Goodbye.’
And I was about to leave,
-Where are we going!
The shout of convergence unleashed through the Demon Spirit Soul Art struck his heart.
at the same time,
Damn it!
With a sound like breaking glass, his mind returned to the world.
Unhu blinked for a moment and looked at Jeong Gwang, who had an angry expression on his face.
“… … “Did you catch me?”
“yes.”
Jang Moon-in and Un-yeon, who were watching, opened their mouths and drooled.
You said it was Banseondan, but isn’t it Wanseondan?
I knew I was frightened by the fading appearance of Unhu, but Jeong-gwang interfered?
What kind of unbelievable atrocity could a disciple of Taoism have committed?
But Unhu remained calm.
“Why did you do that?”
“… … .”
“Go ahead and tell me. “I’m curious.”
Jeong Gwang answered with a troubled look on his face.
“Someone told me to go wherever I wanted!”
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