SSS-Class Suicide Hunter Chapter 371

Episode 371 < Every corner of the house. (1) >

One.

It has already been more than three months since we returned to Babylon.

During those three months, I played with Raviel, established new diplomatic ties with the city of the underground civilization, was surprised with Raviel, Hwangtae Kim transferred to high school, played with Raviel, and took care of various overdue tasks.

It was truly a time well spent, Man.

At the point where 100 days had passed, I suddenly looked up.

“I have to climb the tower again.”

There was silence for a moment.

Currently, I was lying on the sofa and reading a magazine. A magazine containing my interview. “What does Gongja Kim think of a hunter?” “Tells you everything about the hunter industry! There were childish subheadings like “100 questions and 100 answers!” Who sees this?

There was silence and then a belated response came.

“? Why suddenly?”

It was the Black Dragon Master.

Anastasia was sitting in the armchair opposite. Reading the same magazine as me. For reference, Anastasia was also the cover model for this magazine.

It was a magazine cover that seemed to symbolize the concept of ‘nobility’ by mobilizing all of human civilization, but at this moment, Anastasia was in full sister mode, lounging around the house on a Sunday evening.

He was chewing on squid legs, wearing gym clothes that looked like something high school kids would wear, and I don’t know where he got them from.

‘Are there maroon gym uniforms in Ukraine too?’ or ‘Do Ukrainians also chew squid legs?’ It was a sight that made me want to do something else.

But for that, everything about Anastasia was perfect. Posture too. Even facial expressions. Even the crunching sound of teeth chewing squid legs.

Truly a Korean unemployed gangster Lv.99.

Anastasia’s pose was so natural that I had no choice but to accept it as the natural order of things.

“no… … . I think my body will rot if I continue to stay here. Should I say I’m blessed? “It felt like my heart was filled with soggy moisture that mold would grow inside my head.”

One by one, my friends raised their heads at my words.

This is the shared living room of our accommodation.

In the evening, after work, everyone gathered here in groups of twos and threes without any special appointments, and as a result, the Count, the Serpent, and the Inquisitor all raised their heads at the same time, forming one harmony.

“humidity? mold? I don’t know what you’re talking about. Laopan. “Do you understand?”

“well. “It hasn’t been a day or two since that guy has been making white noises, so what?”

“Ah, Miss Sylvia! “Please give me half a plate of French fries!”

For reference, the friends wore yellow gym uniforms, navy gym uniforms, and blue gym uniforms, respectively.

I don’t know since when Made in Korea gym uniforms became the dress code for this shared accommodation.

According to my vague memory, I was the first to walk around the dorm wearing black gym clothes, and when Anastasia saw that, she said, ‘Oh. It looks very comfortable. ‘What kind of clothes are you wearing?’ I asked, and it seems like the tragedy began exactly the next day. huh. Let’s bury this memory, at least for the sake of my mental health.

“That’s it! That’s it!”

I stood up and pointed at the Heretic Questioner.

At that moment, Sylvia delivered the French fries with a rotten look on her face, and the Heretic Questioner was picking up the fried butts with a bright expression.

The Heretic Questioner blinked with ketchup on the corner of his mouth.

“yes?”

“It’s not [Yes?], it’s [Yes?]! Bambolina you! I’m eating potato fries with my bare hands right now! Wearing gym clothes! “With ketchup on my lips!”

“Ahaha. master. The traditional way to eat gamfries is with bare hands. “I really want to believe that the owner is not a recluse who uses a fork or chopsticks just because his fingers get salty!”

“Well, it’s chopstick pie, but… … .”

“oh my god.”

“oh my god.”

“Are you crazy?”

“I’m so disappointed, Gongja Kim… … .”

One by one, the Heretic Questioner, the Count, the Viper, and the Black Dragon Lord looked at me like I was trash.

And at that very moment, a paladin passed through the living room with a towel wrapped around his neck.

“For your information, I sell plastic gloves.”

The paladin bowed his head and trudged across the living room.

We watched the paladin’s retreating back for a while. The back looks like it’s going to go for a quick bite to the mineral spring in the back mountain right now.

“… … No, that’s not important anyway!”

I came to my senses late.

“You guys! It’s rotten! It was rotten throughout! In the past, it was more like stepping on a knife edge! Why has it become so stretched out so endlessly!?”

“It’s rotten. “You’re being rude, kid.”

“If you’re going to say something like that, at least take off your three-striped slippers and say it!!”

“Eh. “It’s comfortable, this.”

Yes. Anastasia sat in her armchair, her three-stripe slippers dangling on her bare feet.

Not only Anastasia but all the friends here were the same. School gym uniforms – three-striped slippers, fashion terrorists that can only be found in South Korea have taken over the upper echelons of power.

Could this be my influence too? uh? Did you see me walking around comfortably and start following me one by one? Oh God. No one has ever hoped for a Korean wave like this.

“If I stay with you any longer, I think even my head will turn crazy! Do the work in the first place, do the work! “Work is so busy right now that your subordinates are dying, so why are you taking your time!?”

“Well, we are not subordinates.”

“That’s right. We just have to work when we work and leave the rest to our subordinates. “Isn’t that what you’re paying them to do?”

“It’s so important to relax sometimes! master!”

You’re wrong. These guys… … . My head has already been infected with mitochondrial nitrobacter tetrazygin influenza bacteria. There are no dreams or hopes.

“That’s Okay. “I’m going to climb that tower.”

“Are you serious?”

“Yes, it’s true. It’s really going to go up. Because I think I’ll get weird if I stay with you guys! “If I stay stuck here like this, I will completely lose interest in the stage strategy and end up as an unemployed man, so it will go up!”

My friends looked at me blankly.

“hmm. What… , something like that. “Do whatever you want.”

“Anyway, all urgent matters have been taken care of, so you can live as you wish.”

“Everything will go as the Master wants!”

“Wow, these french fries are so f*cking delicious. Hey, Confucius’s chamberlain! What oil is this fried in? “Let’s get some recipes so I can cook for my kids.”

Overall, it seemed like only about 0.5 people paid attention to what I had to say.

The moment I began to doubt whether these were really friends or comrades who entrusted their lives to each other, the paladin who had left the living room returned.

The paladin held an electric toothbrush in one hand and looked around at us.

“For your information, I belong to the school that thinks three-stripe slippers are better with socks than with bare feet.”

Then, I bowed my head and passed the living room.

Everyone remained silent and looked at the Paladin’s retreating back. That is, until the Count took off his slippers and threw them with all his might at the back of the Paladin’s head.

“I’m really going… … . yes? song? I’m going. really.”

There was no answer.

The count and the paladin began to fight, but surprisingly, no one paid any attention to me.

I pondered the feeling of becoming an adult alienated from my family and headed to the next stage helplessly.

[You will be transferred to the 80th floor.]

“—-This is how I came here. Hey! After all, if you are a hunter, you have to climb the tower. No, it is now a constellation. Should I call him a hunter and a constellation? Anyway, people have to climb to high places. see. “Once you get up to the 80th floor, the air is already different, right?”

“you… … .”

[The Ancient Staff] looked at me with a puzzled look.

“I’m sorry, but have you ever been called an asshole?”

You are speaking too harshly.

2.

The manager who greeted me on the eightieth floor was [Ancient Staff].

The wizard looked at me with eyes like unchanging silver blades and, above all, with very sullen eyes.

“what. I was worried about when I would start climbing again. “I thought she would stop coming, but it turned out the timing was right.”

“Yes, I’m done with everything on the first floor… … . what?”

I suddenly noticed something different about [The Ancient Staff]. There was no change in his eyes. The face and the clothes.

However, the item that symbolizes her is the staff.

Her trademark cane, which was as thick as her little finger and very long, was clearly broken.

“Why did the cane become like that? “Did you fight with anyone?”

“Who did you fight with? “Are you asking because you really don’t know?”

[Ancient Staff] laughed.

“I fought you and lost. Myeongcheon (莫天). “Since the management of the list was handed over to you, I have been in the grip of a broken cane.”

“Eh. “But the wizard is still managing the heaven layer.”

“I know… . Not yet. “Not yet.”

The wizard sighed.

“If you don’t make it to the 100th floor or give up midway, I will return to being a full pillar again. If you succeed in conquering the 100th floor, you will be able to leave like this. “I’m really angry, but right now I’m not in a position to [guide] you, but rather [serve] you like a superior.”

“indeed.”

I nodded.

“Then, I want to drink coix tea from the vending machine. Would you like to buy some?”

“… … First of all, okay. I can understand why you try to manipulate me as soon as I tell you that I am serving you. Let’s assume I understand by giving a hundred steps. “But why the vending machine’s coix tea?”

“Think about it. “Wizard.”

“I want to tell you.”

“Imagine that your boss ordered you to buy coix tea, and even coix tea from a vending machine. Just buy that one thing. Now, how do you feel while you put money in the vending machine, press the button, and wait?”

“I guess that’s how I feel right now.”

“what. You understand very well. Why don’t you hurry up and buy it?”

“What a piece of shit… … .”

3 minutes passed.

I sipped on the coix tea that the wizard brought from the vending machine. When coix powder and sugar met, the taste of confusion spread in my mouth, making it impossible to tell where it was coix and what was sugar.

“Uhm. It tastes like this. The director once said that this is truly the taste of memories. Director Memorial Kurume. “Wouldn’t this also be possible as a spin-off series?”

“You won’t die well… … .”

Even though I couldn’t die in the first place.

now.

“Is the coix seed tea that I used all sorts of tricks to deliver delicious?”

“yes. “It’s sweet.”

“Then drink some honey and listen. From the 71st to the 80th floor, it was the stage where you were established as a constellation. And you passed this course more perfectly than any other constellation. Now, from the 81st to the 90th floor, it’s time to build [your own kingdom].”

I tilted my head while holding a straw in my mouth.

“My own kingdom?”

“okay. Also called sanctuary. “There are many people who call it Sanctuary or Dragon Country.”

The wizard tapped the air with his broken staff.

Then a pure white cube appeared and something illuminated its surface. The scenery familiar to me was speckled there.

“This is the great library of all things.”

“that’s right. “The Great Library of all things was the sanctuary of Hamustra, the [Corner Librarian].”

Hehe.

Looking at the example, I can get a sense of what they are asking me to make.

“[Cow Harvesting Ruins], Mutia’s sanctuary was a temple buried in the desert. [Eyes dwelling in the labyrinth]… … . The sanctuary of Hissimit Kritz, which you are now wearing as a bracelet, was a doll exhibition hall. Even if a hunter doesn’t become a Constellation, he or she is allowed to have his or her own space if he or she passes the 90th floor.”

“in short.”

I lifted my lips from the straw.

“From now on, I will have my own home.”

“huh.”

widely.

The wizard tapped the floor with his wand.

“A palace just for you.”

[You will be transferred to the 81st floor.]

White light enveloped my eyes.

etc,