Chapter 439
Puck!
The new type of Skeleton King, who had been hit right in the forehead, staggered.
But that’s only for a moment. The guy who put his head up from the shock back to its original position smiled triumphantly.
“Huh, this level isn’t ticklish.”
“Oh right. I was confused for a moment because it seemed so subtle.”
How could an undead monster, already dead and without a spirit, feel pain? Seriously, Magic Johnson has done a great job with a full body plastic surgery.
The Skeleton King shrugged his shoulders at my small tongue-clicking appearance.
“It is difficult to treat this body as the same as a weak human.”
“Of course I don’t treat you as an equal. You’re an undead monster.”
“An undead monster! This body is a stone king born and raised in Atlanta, Georgia, USA!”
“Hey, hey
The madman suddenly screamed and Nanri.
I hurriedly raised my air power to block out the sound, and sighed in relief as I looked at the people soundly asleep.
“You can’t even speak English well in the first place.”
“I learned a few things from the internet. They said that if you can speak just two words, you will have no problem communicating.”
“try.”
Stone King, a native of Atlanta, Georgia, USA, opened his mouth proudly.
“How are you? I’m fine thank you. Ann U?”
“… … You bastard Korean.”
He has a Hollywood face, but his speaking level and pronunciation are Shinto Buddha.
Seeing me shake my head, the Skeleton King asked with a shocked face.
“Eh, is this body’s English so messed up?”
“huh. So let’s just pretend I’m a half-Korean. After all, no one will be curious about your identity.”
“Then it means that he was adopted in Atlanta, Georgia…
“No, Sibal. Did you hide honey in Atlanta? Are all the treasures in the world there?”
“Still, there seems to be something there. I read on the Internet that white men are popular with women from all over the world. Even this body is handsome.”
“Then what do you do, the peppers don’t even stand.”
The Skeleton King, who was speechless, pointed at me with a trembling finger.
“How can you say such harsh words!”
“Because I can say something worse,
stop shouting If you don’t want to be found out that you’re a monster, wear this.”
The Skeleton King, who was given the item I summoned from the inventory, tilted his head, forgetting his anger.
“Wicked human, what is this?”
“A gift from Magic Johnson. It was said that it was very late because it was urgently airlifted from the United States.”
“That grateful human being? Give me a ring?”
The Skeleton King looked at the ring I gave him with a serious expression.
“Could this be what humans call a proposal pose?”
“What are you talking about, you madman? It’s just a ring enchanted with interpretation.”
“hmm. Thank you, but it looks clunky. It doesn’t even sparkle like a diamond. It does not suit the dignity of a king.”
“Magic Johnson asked a great mage he is close with to make a special production, so the performance is top-notch. Calling it would be worth it.”
“Seeing it again, I can feel the noble dignity. I can establish the authority of a king.”
This kid is really nasty.
It must have become much stronger than when he was a Skeleton Warlord, and much more insane.
Either that or not, the guy with the ring on his middle finger with a proud expression took out his smartphone from the lining of his suit.
That, too, was a high-end, high-end smartphone with a built-in magic crystal, a gift from Magic Johnson.
“What are you doing?”
“I will personally express my gratitude to the people I am grateful for.”
“Surprisingly, it is basic. Can I text you?”
“Wicked human.”
“huh?”
The Skeleton King looked at me with pitiful eyes and said.
“Who texts the world these days? Of course it’s social media.”
“… … uh yes.”
“I already traded back. I learned how to send DMs.”
Looking at the Skeleton King’s smartphone screen, I gaped.
damn it was real An undead monster with an SNS account. Doesn’t this app even authenticate me?
But there was something even more surprising.
“… … 5,000 followers?”
“Get the number right. 5134 people. It’s a record that took less than a week.”
“No, what is this? Isn’t that manipulation?”
“As expected, isn’t being handsome the best? I only had this body’s face as my profile picture, but countless follow-up requests poured in from all over the world. Whoops.”
The Skeleton King answered with an arrogant expression and began sending messages to Magic Johnson.
[Good human. I’m fine thank you. and you?]
After confirming the contents, I let out a small sigh.
“You, don’t send messages to other people.
“why?”
“If you don’t want to send it, don’t send it. You bastard.”
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What about Atlanta, Georgia?
It would be more reliable to say that he is a native of Atlanta, Georgia, Gyeonggi-do.
It seemed that Korean-style English, which was dizzy in front of my eyes, could not be helped even with interpreter magic.
“At this rate, the Akabutakchi tribe, who have lived in the Amazon rain forest for hundreds of years, will not think you are American.”
“hmm. I don’t know exactly what you mean, but for some reason it’s specific, which makes me even more upset.”
“Anyway, do it. If you get caught, it won’t end to the point of being a headache.”
No matter how good my current image was, it was clear that if the identity of the Skeleton King was known, I would have to prepare for a considerable aftermath.
I turned my head and asked.
“Isn’t that right, Chief Choi?”
next to the diagonal. Team leader Choi, who had been awake for a few minutes, answered.
“Even otherwise, the Skeleton King… …
“Stone King. Call me Mr. King.”
Team leader Choi, who was staring at the Skeleton King who firmly cut off his words, continued with a sigh.
“Anyway, the question of Mr. King’s whereabouts is under consideration of all possibilities. First of all, it would be best to avoid exposure to the press and various media.”
“I will refuse. I will show myself proudly to the world.”
“okay? Team leader Choi, what is the punishment for illegal migrants abroad?”
Chief Choi replied immediately.
“It’s an exile with nothing to see. You have to be prepared for fines or imprisonment.”
“Then, what about the demonic smuggler?”
“This is unprecedented, but instead of the police, a large raid team will be dispatched.”
“It is.”
The Skeleton King, who was silently rolling his eyes, opened his mouth.
“… … I can’t help it. The world isn’t ready to accept this body yet, so let’s take care of ourselves for a while.”
“Of course it should. If you don’t want to be self-centered in your inventory for the rest of your life.”
“Ah, I see.”
The biggest headache has been solved.
Now, the second remaining headache is the problem… … This can only be hit with bare body.
It is not because there is no choice, but because it will be helpful for the next step.
‘It’s annoying, but I can’t help it.’
I quietly tapped the armrest of the seat and, lost in my thoughts, suddenly opened my mouth.
“How is the atmosphere in Korea right now?”
Team leader Choi’s thick and short answer came back.
“It’s crazy.”
“… … Is that enough?”
“When someone passes the bar exam, banners are hung in the neighborhood and alma mater, and a stub is published in the local newspaper. More than 1,500 people pass the bar exam a year.
Team leader Choi clicked in the air with a fitting metaphor.
The hologram screen installed in the seat was densely filled with numerous Internet articles.
[Finally he returns.]
[Jin Tae-gyeong, who is he? President Xiao Yang bowed his head on behalf of the Chinese people. The awe-inspiring farewell of the S-class hunters… … .]
[A young hero who struggled to rescue survivors until the end, finally returned to the arms of his country.]
It’s not just the local media. Not only China, which was the center of this incident, but also overseas countries were constantly pouring out articles about my return and future plans.
What I knew and expected
However, when I saw the picture attached to an internet article posted five minutes ago, I had no choice but to open my mouth.
“for a moment. Could it be that all of them are people?”
“It’s not a monster, so it must be right.”
“Oh my, Sibal… …
The photo attached to the article on the Internet contained the crowds that filled Incheon International Airport without any gaps.
thousands? No, tens of thousands.
Team leader Choi’s voice continued in my ears as I stared blankly at the screen.
“Traffic in the area was paralyzed, and the military and police
There is also a car parade under the title.”
“yes? A car parade?”
“Did I not tell you?”
“I thought it was a joke because you said it in passing. No, like this.”
Team leader Choi firmly stirred RH.
“You have to do this. It’s a new S-class hunter representing Korea.”
“Still, this is too much, and the president will come after all.”
“Oh, I really didn’t tell you that.”
,,yes? ,,
“coming. This morning, the Blue House first contacted me. Stop talking about it on the plane because I forgot to doze off.”
In an instant, the accident stopped.
Tens of thousands of people waiting for me at Incheon Airport. Paralyzed roads and flashy car parades. Even the president comes there.
I was silent, lost for words, and squeezed my voice.
“… … Really? Aren’t you kidding?”
“Yes. We shake hands and ask to take a picture together while standing in the photo line.”
“No, Chief Choi. I don’t know politics well. If I get entangled in the wrong way and there is a problem, I completely go out.”
“I know what Jin Tae-gyeong is thinking. So I tried to decline with a nice word, but it seems that the other side has also made up its mind. It wasn’t easy.”
“You should have refused. No matter how much I belong to the Peace Guild, what if Team Leader Choi decides that at will?”
No matter how trusting each other is,
Even if there was no liver, this is something that should have asked for my understanding.
Team leader Choi lowered his head with an apologetic expression on my stiff face.
“sorry. They offered various good conditions including tax cuts, so I thought it would benefit Mr. Jin Tae-gyeong, so stop.”
“It’s okay, even now, you called me and said something that didn’t happen… … By the way, a tax cut?”
“yes. Isn’t there a current prize that was hanging on the arch lich? If the Chinese government pays Mr. Jin Tae-gyeong, it is equivalent to overseas income of a domestic resident under Korean law… …
“for a moment. So how much tax do you have to pay in total?”
“I don’t know, but I’ll have to pay trillions. The bounty alone is a whopping 50 trillion. It’s a huge amount even if I think really simply and take away only 10 percent. Of course, the remaining amount is much bigger.”
“… … It is, but.”
“The fact that I did not ask Jin Tae-kyung for his understanding. I apologize once again. I will inform the Blue House that this incident did not happen.”
I hang my head with a stiff face
Nodded.
“manager. It should never happen again.”
Yes, I am the one who will soon get tens of trillions of money. Even if you pay taxes confidently according to the law, you will become very rich.
Even if the conditions demanded by the other side are insignificant, you cannot get entangled with the political world just for tax reduction. that should be avoided
‘That’s how many trillion. It’s okay if it’s cool.’
Shaking off my worries, I leaned back on the soft seat.
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boom, puffer
Incheon International Airport. Hundreds of cameras fired their flashes simultaneously.
In the photo line prepared under strict control, two people with completely opposite jobs were shaking hands with bright smiles.
“Jin Tae-gyeong, you have worked really hard.”
“Aww, say something. the president too
Are you busy?”
And the Skeleton King, who watched the scene, thought.
‘Have you seen such a wicked person?’
It was a brief impression, including Team Manager Choi, who was smiling happily as if everything went as planned.
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