How to Survive as a Player Chapter 271

#Side Story <How Vassals Spend Their Day> 1

It was a spring day when flowers were in full bloom and even the air was warm. It was a time when the number of residents visiting the empire rapidly increased and residential spaces were springing up, and it was also a time when the territory of the empire expanded like water.

Many incidents piled up in the Black Empire, which was full of glory, and in the blurred boundaries between vassals and residents, some conflicts of their own arose.

As it was managed, the living spaces of vassals and residents were naturally divided. While such a life continued, the Lord’s favor fell into the living space of the retainers.

A ‘public public bathhouse’ was created just for retainers where they could relax in hot water!

By far, all the retainers could say with one voice that it was quite an eventful journey to obtain this ‘benefit’. Before discussing this, it was necessary to first look at the eventful events that took place.

In the past, there was an incident where all the vassals envied the blacksmith ‘Keppel’ who was in charge of the weapons refinery.

[Hahahaha, if my student is Chuck, then Chuck is very perceptive! When I turn around, they come up with something like that, and I think I should step down from the front line now? Where on earth did Rod get that gold nugget? Hahaha!]

How long did I hold back the desire to kill the owner of the voice that echoed in every alley? It was a time when the envy and jealousy of Keppel’s vassals reached the sky. The reason for that was grand. It was said that ‘Rod’ personally made ‘something’ for him.

That’s right, that’s it! This is the ‘bathroom’ built next to the weapons smelter!

It was a time when Keppel, who was notorious for not washing himself in the empire, suddenly started washing himself to a shine, and at the same time, it was a time when Keppel had to live under the pressure of the archduke and heroes. Because of that incident, Keppel at that time became a common enemy of his former vassals. Although the person in question didn’t even dream about it.

How hungry, painful, and bitter I was because of the Lord’s kindness that was bestowed only on Keppel. Of course, the sadness of that time ended this year.

This was because the dear Lord dozed off for three days and nights for his suffering vassals, building a ‘public bathhouse’ ten times larger than that and gifting it to them.

So, these days, when vassals finished work, they went to the public bathhouse instead of their lodgings to sign up for work.

“No, all of them are haunted by ghosts who died because they couldn’t be washed! “I don’t know why there’s such a fuss here every day?!”

“We are both in the same position, so why are you so angry? Hero, no. “What does it mean when even legendary vassals come to the door until it wears out?”

‘Hyudol’, a soldier-grade retainer, was the first to pass through the crowd of people and enter the bathhouse, chatting with a colleague he usually chatted with.

Rumors had already spread throughout the empire, and everyone was visiting the bathhouse to get some relief, so these days, no matter what time you came, there was almost no room left.

Of course, there were exceptions. This was the time when legendary vassals visited. Perhaps that was why the retainers were slowly leaving the bathhouse.

“No, but it’s amazing every time I see it? “How did Lord come up with these water facilities?”

“I think Iobel picked it up and was talking about how the public bathhouse where Rod lived was like this… .”

“Then all the kings before that lived in the countryside and the water facilities were like that? What was this road, a purification station? Purification plant? Anyway, some things are purified and water comes out gushingly. “This kind of luxury was originally something only nobles could enjoy.”

“No, well… “Previous kings had to have grown their empires to this extent in order to enjoy or compare anything.”

“Huh, that’s… “I see.”

Hearing his colleague’s words, Hudol cleared his throat and blurted out his words. In fact, this was the first time that the empire had recovered to this extent. If you wanted to establish a foundation, there was no time to enjoy anything because all the kings died and were replaced.

“I think it’s time for the legendaries to attack.”

“No, but why on earth are they coming in and out of here like that? They’re legend-level guys, so they’re staying in nice accommodations, so there’s probably no difference between here and there, so what’s the shame of coming here? “I heard you hid a pot of honey?”

Hudol asked with his eyebrows raised in sudden curiosity. Looking at my colleague’s glance at me, it seemed like there was something there. As expected, Hudol’s guess was not wrong.

“Oh, why are you there? I guess Lord stopped by unexpectedly the other day. “At that time, everyone was naked and there was a lot of chaos.”

“Rod came here?! why not?!”

“Originally, when the building is expanded, the Lord comes to see the progress. But I guess they happened to visit while the articles were writing here. The problem is that those perverted knights who couldn’t even hold Rod’s hand because they were pushed around by the legends held Rod for an hour at a time. So, it’s all over the place, and it’s not even making noise. So, do the legends turn their eyes or not?”

“No, those disgusting knights did what I couldn’t do… !!”

Hudol, who was sitting on a bench in the locker room and shouting with his neck raised, suddenly lost his voice when someone opened the bathroom door wide and came out. When I looked closely, I realized that the guy who came out of the bathhouse was one of those knights. As soon as he made eye contact with the knight, Hudol greeted him with a wide smile on his face.

“haha! Thank you for your hard work, I hope you get better.”

“Yes, soldier too.”

Whether the knights were offended or not, in any case, Hudol was still a vassal of a soldier level, much lower than a knight. So, even if you try to attack it, it won’t work even with a jab.

As soon as the driver got dressed and left the locker room, Hudol opened his eyes again and swore. Anyone who saw it would have thought they were coming not to wash, but to shake off that light snout.

While Hudori was voicing his dissatisfaction with the knights, the wooden door of the locker room suddenly creaked open and a heavy man came in. It was Keppel, with red hair and a beard that was tied up and radiating sweat. He was also the main character who, after entering the fortress, was washing himself to a shine, unable to withstand the pressure of the Archduke.

“what? Does it smell like you’re being locked up for making weapons like that? My nose is rotten?! Wow, you came to a very shabby place and ended up sleeping after all sorts of trouble! Shit! “All you bastards who are being rude, just go out and get away, heng!”

Hudol secretly clicked his tongue as he watched Keppel furiously taking off his clothes while swearing. Then, when she saw between Keppel’s legs as he took off her pants and pulled them open, she bit her tongue in surprise, as if she had seen the truth of the universe.

I saw that rock-like backside every day, but this was definitely the first time I saw the naked front. It wasn’t just Hudol who saw it; his colleague next to Hudol also snickered as if he heard something.

Keppel stamped his feet and disappeared into the bathtub. Until then, Hudol and his colleagues could not say anything as if their mouths were glued together. As soon as the bathhouse door closed, they simultaneously looked down at their sons.

There was a long silence. But soon one of her men spoke with a triumph of spirit.

“… Do you know what? Even though it’s big, it’s actually not that practical.”

“know. I know very well. “They say smaller ones are spicier.”

The two retainers exchanged pitiful sympathy. Meanwhile, the locker room door opened again. This time for quite some time.

“What should I do because I feel sorry for Gael and Gernon? That’s why you shouldn’t show off like that. Wow, stone heads.”

As many as four retainers, led by a man who came in smiling brightly, entered the spacious dressing room. That is, they were legendary vassals. With Basil at the head, Fen and Rakwin, and even the leader, Euncheong.

When the large men came in after Keppel, Hudol felt like his lower body was shrinking and he had to cover his lower body with a towel. Still, he couldn’t hide his pitiful feelings.

“leader! We’ll use this side, but the leader will use the other side, right? “There’s no cabinet space here?!”

As Basil, dressed as a puppy, shouted at the top of his voice, the inside of the locker room rang loudly. That loud-voiced guy was a fox cub that only looked like a dog. If he picked up a weapon, he would go crazy, and even among his vassals, he was classified as a seriously crazy person.

Rod covered it up with a unique constitution called ‘Berserker’, but in Hudol’s opinion, he was just a grumpy guy.

‘No. Still, he’s less crazy than Pen.’

Hudol glanced at the pen reflected in the front mirror and nodded. Who is Pen? Wasn’t he the most crazy of all crazy people who became the archduke’s pet dog because he was caught every night sneaking through walls to kill kings?

No matter how many crazy people you name, they all end up being reduced to pointless bastards who wrinkle in front of a chrysalis in front of a pen. There was one thing that the pen went crazy about this time, and that was the large load.

The only ones who were okay there were Euncheong and Rakwin, but Rakwin was so large and had such a scary appearance that the vassals didn’t approach him easily. Rakwin actually liked very small and precious things. For example, a load or a load… . Hey, it was just a pre-emptive load.

“We go in first. Hey, soldiers over there? Aren’t you going in? “Looking at it, it seems like it was there before.”

“Yes, yes?!”

“yes?”

Hudol and the man answered the unexpected question at the same time. Basil was asking her, putting a towel on her shoulder. Hudol swallowed her dry saliva and smiled softly.

“Haha, those who worked hard, let’s go in first. We had something to talk about… .”

“Well, there’s nothing I can do about it.”

After wiping off his towel, Basil started walking toward the bathhouse. Fenn and Rakwin soon followed. Euncheong had not yet fully taken off her clothes because she was taking off her heavy armor.

Only after the three legendary guys disappeared did silence fall in the locker room. Hudol looked down between his legs again.

“… … .”

Surely, those guys aren’t that big and strong?

As soon as his thoughts reached that point, Hudol threw away the self-consolation he had been doing all along. The man next to him comforted Hudol, who was shaking his head with a towel.

“If you have a temper, tsk. Don’t do that, let’s have a drink later. And a… “There’s nowhere to use it anyway, right?”

“No, why not! “I have my right hand!!”

‘there is!’ The sound echoed throughout the dressing room. It was like a voice echoing in the mountains. That was when the sound was drowned out by the sound of breathing.

Squeak-

The sound of the door opening in the locker room was heard. Hudol’s gaze quickly returned. And there, Hudol found someone standing there holding the door with a stiff posture. That’s right, their load.

“Roh, load… ?”

Hudol stuttered, feeling his blood run cold. Rod avoided Hudol’s gaze for a moment as if he was troubled, and only when he found what to say did he speak in a crawling voice.

“… No, I’m… “I didn’t hear you.”

【Muk-i… I heard… .】

Tub-

Rod, no. Se-hyeon covered Muk-i’s mouth in her arms with her hand. In an instant, Hudol’s face turned white. That action was proof and confidence. You heard it! That was definitely something I had heard of!

Tomorrow, rumors will spread widely that a certain soldier has behaved obscenely in front of the road. Hudol fell down on the bench in despair. Sehyeon quickly approached his man with a surprised face. However, along the way, someone suddenly blocked Se-hyeon’s path.