Episode 184: In Search of the Legend -3-
First, I checked the status of the goblins.
The clothes are all dirty.
It was so covered in dust that it looked yellowish rather than white.
‘This is why female goblins flock to the school.’
Imagine going on a blind date.
What if your partner comes out wearing clothes that smell like they haven’t even been washed properly?
What if your hair is sticky and your breath smells horrible?
It’s time to chase after the matchmaker right away.
“Everyone, take off your clothes first.”
“Huh?”
“Mr. Kim. Was it like that?”
“Stop nagging and take off your clothes and give them to me so I can do the laundry.”
“We know how to do laundry too… … .”
“Are those laundry clothes?”
They forcibly took off my clothes.
From the strongest goblin, the Danggoma goblin.
You run away screaming, but you can’t shake me off as I chase after you with my air strikes equipped.
Once I got one off, it was easy.
The goblin Danggoma lit a fire in his eyes and took off the clothes of other goblins.
“Danggoma you! You weren’t a goblin, you were a water ghost!”
“Yes! I’m a water ghost! Take it off now!”
“shit!”
“I don’t want to do laundry!”
“Are you doing it? Is Mr. Kim doing it? Take it off quickly!”
“Damn it!”
When the robe is removed, an even more miserable inside is revealed.
It’s so bad I don’t even want to express it in words.
There’s no need to suck that too, right?
Tell them to do it later.
If you hit the goblin’s mallet and make it click, everything will be done.
The robes were piled up like a mountain next to the well.
When I put them all together, the smell was no joke.
This wasn’t some kind of pickled fermented skate, and the stench was hitting my nose.
Seo Woo-jin covered his nose and slowly backed away.
“Excuse me, teacher? Should I do it too?”
“Okay, then you should go and do some magic training. The magic concentration here is high, so it’s better than doing it in the magic concentration camp.”
“yes!”
This is all for my trait collection.
I’m going to destroy them all.
Seo Woo-jin ran away far away, smiling happily.
He sits cross-legged and begins to use his magical power.
Thud! Thud thud!
I knew this would happen, so I brought water, detergent, and a clothespin in my golf bag.
You should not use the washing machine.
You have to wash your hands.
He drew water from the well and put it in a large basin, sprinkled detergent on the cloth, and then struck it with a clothespin.
‘I’ll finish the laundry and cleaning today.’
Cooking was easy to obtain, but other life-related traits were lackluster.
I guess I must have been wandering around so much.
But since I’ve done it in the meantime, I think two will do.
I don’t know about washing dishes, organizing, or disposing of them.
[Strength of the Giant][One Thousand][Real Fighting]
[Thor’s training method][Attack][Acceleration]
Thud thud! Pitter-patter thud! Thud thud thud!
Knock loudly.
The characteristics are also adjusted to the attack speed and strikes indiscriminately.
The robe rippled as if it were about to tear.
Still, as expected from an indestructible suit, it somehow endures.
The water splashed and evaporated, creating a cloud of steam.
“As expected from Mr. Kim.”
“The female goblins are going to disappear.”
“Look at that color! It’s perfect!”
“It’s so pale, pale!”
I use the highest quality magic water detergent.
It evaporates on its own just by mixing it with water and shows the best efficiency.
It’s actually better than running it through a large washing machine and putting it in the dryer in the original world.
Naturally, the robes turned pure white.
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By the time I had cleared most of the coating in less than an hour.
I felt the clothespin move as if possessed.
[Laundry] characteristics.
After finishing the final application, he threw it at the goblins.
Of course, find the exact owner.
Since everyone’s body type is different, it’s impossible to get confused.
“Oh my, thank you!”
“It’s so fluffy!”
“It looks brand new!”
“I definitely did the laundry yesterday too, so what’s different?”
What’s different?
If washing clothes is about hanging them out and hitting them with your fist, then hand washing with water and detergent will be a revival.
I looked around and clapped my hands a couple of times.
“Bring me a tray to wash the dishes!”
“ah…….”
“It’s annoying… … .”
“Can’t Mr. Kim do everything?”
“You don’t want to get married, do you? If you don’t cooperate, I won’t help you with the matchmaking.”
“Ugh!”
“Whew!”
Goblins are extremely lazy except when they are playing pranks.
I barely got up when the matchmaking was mentioned.
I stack up a half-empty tray of boiled pork and pickled vegetables, and a completely empty jug of makgeolli and a makgeolli glass next to me.
This time, washing the dishes.
I took out the magic dishwashing detergent and dish sponge from my golf bag.
[One-man showdown][Real combat][Thor training method]
[Attack][Acceleration][Swift]
Change the characteristics slightly and start washing the dishes.
Rub the bowl vigorously.
Wipe it off very thoroughly.
The grease was no joke.
Not only was the pork boiled and pickled, but there was also an unidentified seasoning stuck all over it.
Come to think of it, I feel good about it too.
They eat these things by piling them up like nothing happened.
Well, ever since I started chewing licorice candy because of the tongue of God and casting a nose-snapping spell on Surströmming to get a dog’s nose, my stomach has turned to steel.
I continued washing the dishes without any thought.
The goblins noticed me and brought me a tower of trays.
Not only trays, but also rice bowls, soup bowls, side dish bowls, jars, and even kimchi jars.
They built a mountain right next to it.
“Hoooo.”
Take a breath and continue washing the dishes.
This isn’t really dishwashing, it’s more like a general cleaning?
If my hands hadn’t gotten strangely fast in the middle of it, if just touching it didn’t erase the old grime and rotten residue, I really would’ve stayed up all night.
[Dishwashing] trait.
It was faster than I thought.
A speed that is unimaginable in these days of high levels.
It’s because of the lifestyle series, and because this is a goblin country rich in magic and inspiration.
I felt excited when I ate both traits in a row.
After finishing the dishes perfectly, he shouted with great enthusiasm.
“Next is the cleaning! Everyone, come out with a broom and a mop!”
“If Mr. Kim does it… … .”
“You don’t want to get married? Do you know what will happen when the sun rises?”
The goblins were stinging.
The Goblin Land lasts only for one night.
When the sun rises and the day becomes bright, it turns into an illusion and disappears.
I will be forcibly deported.
You can come back tomorrow night, but it’s like starting over from scratch.
I have to do this again.
I have to finish it in one go. I can’t reset it infinitely, thinking, “Let’s eat some traits, Seol-ah, Na-wol-ah.”
If you get kicked out in the morning, you’ll be on the news tomorrow.
It is best to trick the goblins into entering the gunman’s ruins, complete the ruins, and then exit through the exit that appears.
“Let’s get married!”
“Let’s get married!”
“If Mr. Kim leaves, I don’t know when he’ll come back!”
“Today is the day I get married!”
“Come on! Come on! Come on!”
The goblins finally rolled up their sleeves.
Some even transform into brooms.
No, I should say it went back to its original form.
There was also a goblin that turned into a mop.
Instead of a broom and mop, I took out my magic vacuum from my golf bag.
This one thing does the job of vacuuming and mopping, so there’s no need to use something like that.
Boohoo!
Starting with the biggest house.
There are ten houses in total in Goblin Land.
I have to finish this by morning.
Although the passage of time was slow, giving us some leeway, it was tight considering that the goblins weren’t of much help.
Seo Woo-jin was loitering next to me for no reason.
“Teacher, can I help you? You said you had to finish it by morning.”
“Okay. You go and train your magic.”
“Are you sure you’re okay?”
“It’s okay. This is my personal challenge. Did you feel it too? I got stronger through the personal challenge earlier.”
“yes.”
“It’s the same. You’re helping me by not helping me. It’s not easy to enter this subdimension, so you should think about becoming stronger.”
“Yes. But if you need more help, just let me know.”
The house was quite a sight.
It’s full of junk.
I threw the food waste to one side and roughly covered it with a piece of clothing.
When I glared at them with disgust, the goblins only looked at the distant mountains.
“All you need is a goblin bat!”
“Then everything will be solved!”
“You don’t have to clean it up!”
Even if it’s a magic wand, it’s still like this when your vitality is low.
Let’s think positively.
This is all experience.
That it becomes my characteristic.
If you think that they’ve thrown everything away to give you a special trait, even the rotten food scraps and dusty furniture look pretty.
[Mars Sword Fighting][Master of the Sword][Thor’s Sword Fighting]
[Magic Soul][Magic Heart][Magic Recovery]
I rushed at it at full speed.
Did Mars know?
Would the gladiator techniques he had passed down and his experience as a war god be of use in the great cleaning?
You never would have known.
But it was fast.
Even the sword’s owner was added, and he was destroying them like lightning.
Every place the vacuum cleaner passes by becomes shiny and glossy.
Neither under the furniture, nor in the cracks, nor in the corners could escape my touch.
He mercilessly dug into it, swung it, and made it clean.
A magic vacuum cleaner that is high-end, but definitely not a masterpiece of magical science.
When I held it in my hand, it boasted the majesty of a divine sword.
Thud thud! Puff thud!
They throw the trash outside mercilessly.
“Oh, oh, oh! You can’t throw that away!”
“You could make it into a bat later!”
“Whew! Thud thud thud! It went in my mouth!”
“Why didn’t you clean it up a long time ago? Gather all the trash in one place! Burn it all!”
The goblins helped me, even though they grumbled.
If you want to get married, you must shine without any worries.
Your clothes must be clean, your house must be clean, and your body must be clean.
As the first house began to resemble a human house, the goblins began to move on their own.
Go to the well and pour water over yourself.
Is it because it’s a fantasy species?
Just that action made my body feel soft and my face look clear.
By this time my actions had become faster.
[Cleaning] Reason for acquiring the trait.
It would be an understatement to call him a cleaning master rather than a sword master.
I finished cleaning while flying around in a flurry of motion.
“after!”
Wipe off the sweat once.
Raise your head and check the eastern sky.
There is still no sign of daybreak.
Barely safe.
All that remains is to dispose of the garbage.
Wow!
I lit the fire.
Red fire shot out of me like a flamethrower.
[Hellfire][Thor’s Training Method][Magic Soul]
[Magic Heart][Magic Recovery][Magic Absorption]
The trash burned well.
Unburnable trash?
It doesn’t make sense.
It’s hellfire.
The flame that can burn down anything in the world if it has magic power.
You can use black flame, but hellfire is better for instantaneous firepower.
As expected, all the trash instantly turned to ash and disappeared.
‘It’s not working.’
I picked up the ashes and smacked my lips.
In fact, there is a reason why I chose the hellfire with strong firepower.
[Discontinued] Due to its nature.
The last of the lifestyle traits I was aiming for.
I think it’s probably because I’ve been throwing away my trash so easily.
From now on, whenever we generate trash, we have to burn it all ourselves.
‘I’ve finished cooking, cleaning, laundry, and washing the dishes… … .’
Two are missing.
Organize and dispose of.
‘It’s not urgent.’
The only trait that can be combined with the lifestyle trait is the [Our House] trait.
In simple terms, it is a stronghold designation characteristic.
At that stronghold and near the stronghold, you will receive great bonus stats, bonus experience, and bonus proficiency.
It’s good for training and combat.
This is especially true since I have a base mount, the Skyship.
“Okay! Okay!”
“Ready to go!”
“Let’s get married! Let’s get married!”
The goblins danced with the hems of their robes fluttering.
A goblin that buries its head on the ground and turns its legs.
A goblin that supports its body with its arms and rotates its legs in large circles.
A goblin jumping around while standing on its head.
It’s kind of funny because they’re wearing traditional hanbok but they’re break dancing.
“yo. this!”
“Mr. Kim, come in too!”
“Let’s do it together!”
I participated too.
[Dance]
Trust this one trait.
The dance I learned was idol dance, but it’s not like I can’t do breakdance.
Because the dance characteristics are all taken care of anyway.
I polished my skills appropriately and danced among the goblins.
More intensely.
More intensely.
More intensely.
The goblins burst into laughter.
“Mr. Kim! That’s amazing!”
“This is unprecedented, unprecedented!”
“Has SSR-grade Kim Seo-bang appeared?”
Seo Woo-jin also danced awkwardly.
Then came the harsh criticism.
“Boo!”
“Pick it up!”
“Aren’t you Mr. Kim? Are you the demon from the eastern islands?”
Anyway, the condition is satisfied.
All the goblins and humans in Goblin Land were dancing.
Then the ground starts to shake with a roar.
“It’s starting!”
“Mr. Kim! Please take good care of me!”
The ground vibrates like a temple bell.
It starts to boil like magma.
And then there’s the blue-red light rising up from there.
Dozens of rays of light fly up and stop in midair.
From a distance, it would look like blue and red silk.
“It’s the blue and red thread!”
“Let’s get married!”
“I want to get married too! It’s my wish!”
“I’ve been a goblin for 500 years! If I keep doing this, I’ll become a Buddha and ascend to heaven!”
I quickly scanned the beam.
At first glance they all seem the same, but if you look closely they are different.
There are some bumps.
At regular intervals, each in a different shape.
For example, some blue lights have a △-shaped protrusion, while some red lights have a sunken area in the opposite shape.
It could be the other way around.
You have to look at it and connect it as best as you can within the limited time.
The shape, number and spacing of the irregularities.
If even one of these three is different, the blue and red thread will be broken, and the two goblins will not be able to find their respective mates in this cycle.
I loosened my grip once.
The goal is to get everyone married.
The more successful you are, the more rewards you get.
“bout!”
Jump lightly.
Grab the nearest blue ray.
He just brought the blue light to the red light that was far away and focused on it.
Red and blue rays twinkled and wrapped around each other.
Like two snakes mating.
“Please, please… … .”
The goblin Danggoma clasps his hands together and prays.
I guess the light I chose was this guy’s.
I turned off my mind.
There are still plenty of blue and red threads left to follow.
He came down to the ground and threw himself.
This time I caught the red beam and connected it to the nearby blue beam.
Do this dozens of times.
When it was almost half.
A cheer erupted from behind.
“It’s connected!”
“it’s okay!”
“It’s marriage!”
“Danggoma is getting married!”
“Thank you, Mr. Kim! Thank you so much!”
I shouldn’t be thankful already.
I connected all the blue and red threads and landed on the ground.
Turn your body and look behind you.
The astonished eyes pour down like starlight.
My mouth was wide open.
All the goblins in Goblin Land.
It can’t be helped.
Flash! Flash!
Because the combined blue and red threads emit a brilliant white light.
Not one or two.
Not ten or twenty.
Exactly one hundred.
As many goblins as there are in front of me.
All success.
It was a full wedding.
