Trait Hoarder Chapter 183

Episode 183: In Search of the Legend -2-

“Mr. Kim is here?”

“Where, where?”

“It’s Mr. Kim!”

“How long has it been since this happened!”

The goblins popped out.

Little goblin, big goblin, short-legged goblin, and lanky goblin.

They were all dressed in white robes and cowboy hats.

A cigar in his mouth. A pistol at his waist.

Just like in the game.

I bowed politely.

“Hello. My name is Kim Jeonsa.”

“Hello!”

“Hello!”

The goblins surrounded me and Seo Woo-jin.

Seo Woo-jin was embarrassed, but he followed me and greeted me.

“Hello, this is Seo Woo-jin.”

“Oh, right! Handsome Mr. Kim!”

“Second, Mr. Kim looks like us, right?”

“Sniff! Sniff! Do I smell something familiar?”

Could it be because Seo Woo-jin’s ancestors had a connection with goblins?

As a magical creature, I sensed the bond between us.

I deliberately took off my iron fist and rolled up the sleeves of my tracksuit.

“Hey, big guy. Let’s wrestle.”

It’s a surefire way to defeat a goblin.

He issued a challenge to a large goblin that appeared to be over 3 meters tall.

Then the goblin opened his mouth wide and laughed.

“Hahaha! Alright! I won’t watch, so keep your mouth shut!”

They hold each other’s belts appropriately.

While I was getting ready, I looked at Seo Woo-jin.

Now challenge another goblin.

Seo Woo-jin swallowed and walked towards the smallest goblin.

“Goblin! How about wrestling with me?”

“Yahoo! That’s great! The Kims who came today are really cool. They’re so polite! What a jerk! That Kim looks weak, so be gentle with him. Okay?”

“You take it easy, Danggo. I’m going to finish it in one go.”

“I’ll do it first?”

The bodies we hold together are heavy.

The tower feels like it’s weighing me down.

Goblins are a strange race with no levels or abilities.

When wrestling, the physical specifications are determined solely based on the opponent’s level and ability.

So that it is difficult to win by normal means.

But I have a way.

“start!”

As soon as the command sounded, he grabbed her by the waist.

[Giant’s Power][Magic Soul][Diamond Body]

[Immortal][Sixth Sense][Real Fighting]

Trinity build combined with Double Power build.

And then attack as your intuition leads you.

As the actual fighting was applied, the goblin was dragged away helplessly.

Finally, I walked with my left leg.

Kuung!

The tower collapsed.

There was a moment of silence as the ship sank and sand splashed up.

“Wow!”

“Look at Mr. Kim!”

“Bbangchi got hit in one shot!”

“It’s pretty good!”

“It’s me next, me!”

The goblins came rushing out.

“Get in line! Get in line!”

The next goblin was the same, and the one after that.

When holding the waist, there is no special characteristic.

As soon as I started, it fell like autumn leaves in front of me while I was equipping custom traits.

Of course, the goblins also noticed this fact.

But there was no goblin to curse.

Rather, they just run towards it with more enthusiasm, thinking it is good.

“This isn’t your ordinary Mr. Kim!”

“Hey! Get out there again!”

“You don’t want to? Why don’t you go over to Donghae, catch Daewangam, practice wrestling, and then come back?”

“Ugh, I’m so pissed!”

“Danggomaya! I only trust you!”

Almost like a bamboo shoot.

Dozens of goblins were defeated in succession.

The only one left is the smallest goblin.

The goblin that Seo Woo-jin had pointed out and defeated in just one second was shrugging his shoulders in front of me.

“I am the best fighter in this town. Come at me. Your strange abilities won’t work on me, right?”

It definitely was there.

In the game, there is a forced defeat event.

No matter what SSR character I took or what traits I gave to Warrior Kim, I couldn’t win.

There is only one way to win.

I equipped the appropriate traits and grabbed the goblin’s belt.

“start!”

As soon as the command was given, I looked behind the goblin and shouted.

“Huh? The sun is rising!”

“What? What?”

These guys here are night owls.

When day comes, it turns into a broom.

Of course, the guy turns his head in a hurry.

I feel a little relieved.

Now is the chance.

I pulled lightly.

On the one hand, I walked with my left leg.

The center suddenly collapsed, and the goblin’s face turned pale.

“Mr. Kim! You’re cheating!”

It’s not easy.

The goblin tries to turn over.

The intention is to spin around in the air and crush me.

It doesn’t make sense.

The changed trait was after the stability from the Trinity and the strength from the Double Power had completely subdued the Goblin.

Kuuung!

The small but heavy body was stuck in the sand.

A goblin whose face was hit first due to a last-ditch struggle.

“Kkuek!”

He loses consciousness with a scream, but the goblins say that even that is okay.

“Danggoma has been hit!”

“Poohahaha!”

“Look at that face! It’s crushed like a rice cake!”

“I want to eat rice cake.”

“Now the best businessman in our village is Mr. Kim!”

They all came running towards me and started rinsing me off.

I quickly glanced at Seo Woo-jin.

Don’t rest.

While I’m distracted, go wrestle with the goblins.

“Whew, haa. Goblin. Let’s wrestle… … .”

“Excuse me? Goblin? Wrestling… … .”

“Wrestle with me… … .”

Seo Woo-jin also had grit.

After being beaten up a few times, he seems to have gotten the hang of it.

The winning percentage was increasing as they gradually won victories.

Even though he can’t switch traits like me, Seo Woo Jin has magical powers and the First Sword.

It means that even if your abilities are lacking, you can win if you focus your magic power momentarily.

It must feel like your soul is being squeezed out of you with each and every game.

Seo Woo Jin is wrestling.

I drank with goblins.

The goblins come to the table and place one in front of them and one in front of me.

Serving poison in the Joseon Dynasty style.

“It’s delicious.”

The alcohol is makgeolli.

The side dish is boiled pork with pickled vegetables.

The combination was great, but there was a problem.

The last goblin to come to me, Danggoma, scratched his head.

“Sorry. This is all I have to eat… … .”

Makgeolli is good.

It is fermented just right and goes down the throat smoothly.

The problem is the accommodation.

The pork was not trimmed properly and had hair all over it.

Moreover, it has a strong fishy smell and is so chewy that it is difficult to chew.

And the pickled vegetables?

It was just a cabbage leaf covered in red pepper powder.

It was so salty that I couldn’t even tell how much salt was put in it.

“Cahem!”

“greatness!”

“Ahem! Eat a lot!”

The goblins notice and then take some food from their table.

Let’s pile them on my plate. This isn’t some Lotte Tower, it’s a tall tower of boiled pork and pickled vegetables.

You want me to eat it all?

These days, I only eat delicious food, so I’ve become a gourmet?

The goblins snickered in front of me.

“Mr. Kim, the best businessman in the world! Can you eat it all?”

“Guests are not supposed to leave food behind!”

“Hey, hey, eat.”

“I can’t let people say that I treat my guests poorly!”

Oh, it’s phase 2.

I smacked my lips a few times.

The game has some edible food, but why does it look like this?

There’s no other way.

[Diamond][Indomitable][Immortal]

[Thor’s training method][Magic soul][Divine power]

A bet with a goblin, part two.

Eating show.

Should I say “eat a lot” or “food fighting” to be more accurate?

Originally, it was a competition between goblins to see who could eat the most… … .

The goblins don’t seem to have much interest in eating.

I stuffed the boiled pork and pickled vegetables into my mouth.

As they drank the makgeolli in gulps, cheers erupted.

“wow!”

“You’re good at wrestling and eating!”

“If you sing well, you can win three crowns!”

“Can’t you see the song bag?”

“Bring me the root! The root!”

The pork and vegetable towers, reminiscent of the Lotte Tower, have revealed their floors.

“Ugh!”

The goblins were making a fuss, saying that it was good for the long trim.

“Eww.”

Seo Woo-jin also finished wrestling continuously around this time and came next to me.

His face turned pale and he lay down on the ground.

“Ugh, I’m really going to die… … .”

“But don’t you feel like you’ve gotten stronger?”

“Yeah… … .”

A fierce attack that was passed down to me while teaching me the art of swordsmanship.

Now it has transformed into [One Thousand Swords] and is shining brightly.

I think Seo Woo Jin will take care of the rest.

“Mr. Kim, you should eat meat too!”

“Alcohol too! You have to drink it happily like Mr. Kim. Got it?”

“Yes, yes, I understand. But I’m not Mr. Kim, I’m a bachelor named Seo. I’m not even married yet.”

“Huh? What did you say?”

“Mr. Kim is Mr. Kim!”

“Cancer! Cancer!”

“Oh, okay, I understand.”

Seo Woo-jin also received a prize.

A state where all sweat and magic power has been drained.

He looked like he had no appetite, but he somehow managed to eat his first bite of meat.

I took a bite, neatly layering the pickled vegetables on top like I was eating bossam.

and…….

His face was horribly distorted.

“Ugh! Ugh!”

I stopped myself from spitting it out.

“Never spit. The goblins think that if you spit out food, you are insulting them.”

“Oh my! And then, oh my (Teacher! How can I do this)… … .”

“Wash your lips with makgeolli. Makgeolli is the best in Korea.”

Seo Woo-jin drank a whole glass of makgeolli.

Unlike before, the face quickly becomes one of admiration.

“It’s the best.”

Seo Woo-jin giving a double thumbs-up to the goblins.

The goblins who had been looking at me anxiously broke into smiles.

“Gorom gorom!”

“We are the best at making makgeolli!”

“Daejima Tower? Gaia Church? Come out and see! There is no makgeolli more delicious than the makgeolli we brewed!”

“Second, what does Mr. Kim know?”

“Eat more, more. There’s more. Do I have to eat all of this? Then I can send you home?”

Makgeolli received praise, but what was actually built were the boiled pork tower and the pickled vegetables tower.

The goblins laughed heartily, and Seo Woo-jin’s face began to rot in real time.

There’s nothing I can do.

I think it’s worth a thousand dollars.

Since I ate the upper trait, I should at least drink some lye.

“I can’t not sing when I’m drunk!”

A goblin came out and danced his hips.

Was your name Hwappuri?

There was a large lump on either side of his neck.

He gathered everyone’s attention by clapping his hands and started singing.

“Go! Go! Go!”

“Ohhh!”

“You have a nice voice!”

“Loud voice!”

“As expected of Hwappuri! Blow them all up!”

There is no pitch or beat.

All it does is scream.

The voice was so loud that it hurt my ears.

Seo Woo-jin frowned as he stopped eating the boiled pork with pickled vegetables.

“Is this how goblins sing? Anyone can come and eat them up.”

“No. Here, a loud voice is the standard. Even if the best vocalist in our country comes, if he can’t sing loudly, he’s considered to be a bad singer. Those goblins.”

“What a strange species.”

“We must look even stranger to the goblins.”

The goblin finished singing.

Tata! Tata!

Other goblins shoot their pistols into the air.

Paying respect in the goblin way.

The goblin who finished singing looked at me and gestured.

“Mr. Kim! Would you like to pick a song too?”

“Yeah.”

He got up from his seat and walked toward the center.

The goblins look at me with interest.

“Can Mr. Kim win the Triple Crown?”

“I wish I could… … .”

“Ugh. I want to stop eating this tasteless boiled pork!”

“I want to eat buckwheat jelly!”

“Ugh! Buckwheat jelly!”

“Tteok too!”

“rice cake!”

“Properly boiled pork too!”

“Wow! Just hearing it makes my tongue melt!”

“I want to get married! Damn it!”

“Me too! Me toooooo!”

The cries of the old bachelor goblins… … .

“Ahem, ahem.”

I loosened my neck a bit.

Equip the Dragon’s Cry and a few decent traits.

I gave strength to the ship.

Take a deep breath, your chest and stomach will expand as if they are going to burst.

I gave a signal to Seo Woo-jin in advance.

Cover your ears.

Goblins, your eardrums may burst or not.

He screamed without any hesitation.

“[Gashiri]! [Gashiriitgo]! [Nanan]!”

Lightning struck.

The thunder rumbled like crazy.

The shockwave fired from my mouth reached all the way to the sky.

Meeeee! Meeeee!

Yang Gu-reum was hit by the sound and screamed.

The ground turns upside down with him.

Clang! Bang! Bang!

The makgeolli jug is broken.

The tray containing the food shatters into pieces.

“100 million!”

“Ugh!”

They are no different from goblins.

A guy falls over, clutching his head.

Another guy loses consciousness and starts foaming at the mouth.

There were even some whose very existence became blurry and blinked.

Seo Woo-jin’s face was also pale.

If it hadn’t been for the one-on-one battle, I would have suffered a serious injury.

“Oh. Ohohohoho.”

It was a long time later that the goblins came to their senses.

He lifts the pistol with difficulty and fires it.

Taaang!

A magical firework that flies into the sky.

It was a firecracker.

It burst just below the clouds and drew a large hand in the air.

A fist clenched and the thumb raised.

Tta-bong.

Phew! Boom bang!

It wasn’t just one person.

All the goblins fired firecracker bullets.

Red, blue, yellow, white, and green stars were engraved against the dark night sky.

“I lost! Mr. Kim!”

“We lost!”

“I lost so coolly!”

“Now, this is a gift!”

One of the goblins took off the cowboy hat he was wearing and gave it to me.

Not bad.

This isn’t an ordinary hat, it’s a goblin hat.

You all know, right?

The goblin hat has the [transparency] characteristic.

Unfortunately, you can’t get it even if you use a diamond.

Because it has unique characteristics like the Holy Sword or Mjolnir.

But it can be used quite well.

This is especially true if you collect the entire Goblin series.

“Please give me the bat too.”

“Huh? A bat?”

“Yes. Aren’t the hat and bat a set? One set.”

“Uh, um, that’s right… … .”

The goblins rolled their eyes.

“Actually, we don’t have a bat.”

“Huh? If the goblins don’t have the bat, who does?”

Actually, I know the answer.

The goblins also gave me the answer I knew.

“We have our brides.”

“Are you a bride?”

“Oh. Because of the female goblins. That’s why we can’t even eat properly.”

“In the old days, you could just ask for meat and cook it, but now you have to hunt a pig and boil it yourself.”

“I want to eat delicious meat!”

“Mr. Kim, could you please be our matchmaker?”

“Since ancient times, the goblins’ blue and red silk has been passed down to Mr. Kim!”

“It’s a tradition, huh!”

“If you just act as a good matchmaker and help us get married, I’ll give you everything, including the goblin’s club!”

The words I’ve been waiting for.

Goblin hat? Goblin bat? Goblin flying suit?

It’s all mine.