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‘… … ‘
He returned to the imperial palace with a bothersome wart on his head.
Three ‘bride-to-be’s’ welcomed me.
“Brother!”
“master!”
“Brother!”
Hey, hey.
It was a truly warm welcome. The hug lasted for a long time. No one dared to tear us apart. For a while, we didn’t move at all, like mannequins with clothes hanging on them.
“I managed to avoid widowhood. Hehe.”
Iris said, sticking her tongue out.
No, widow. That’s a bit scary.
Even the youngest bride could blurt out such words, so it was easy to see what the older sisters would be like.
The three wives then tilted their heads. The divine weapons. They knew about them well. Weren’t they the equipment that their husbands brought with them every time they went out? Weapons that each had power that easily surpassed the national treasures of the empire.
They were equipped seamlessly all over Kyle’s body. Erciel asked, tilting his head.
“You didn’t return the weapons of the gods?”
“… … God didn’t accept it.”
“Why? These aren’t things that should exist in the human world… … ”
“… … The equipment, you know. They don’t want to be separated from me.”
“… … Huh?”
“And what’s more, I can’t stand injustice.”
“… … ”
“So, he said that there are many things to be resolved in the future.”
Was that the moment?
A fire lit up in the eyes of the three women.
“Oh my! Isn’t that god, Maiderrarn, so shameless?! You’ve been using me up until now, but you’re going to keep using me in the future? I’ve never seen you use me like that, but you’re really too shameless!”
Iris exploded with anger.
“Your Majesty? It’s me. How far has the Myder Sect spread throughout the Empire? Oh, it’s still in its early stages? And what about the support policy? Oh, I see. Oh, it’s just that I wish you would reduce the amount of support money. And I think it’s still a bit premature for the Alton Empire to accept the cult… … ?”
When did he bring the crystal ball? While looking at the heart inside the crystal ball, Erciel was carrying out actual punishments against the religious order.
Elena nodded with satisfaction as she looked at the sight.
“As expected, the second child is always the best. Look. Isn’t he dependable? He’s really good at his job. Honey.”
“… … ”
Yeah. Maider is an old man who needs to be scolded a bit to come to his senses.
At this point, it would be a good idea to drastically reduce the power of the religious order…
That was when.
Boom! The god’s weapons began to vibrate.
“…… uh?”
Soon, my body started tickling. It was unbearable.
“No, wait a minute… … These damned devices… … ”
Keuk! A ticklish sensation that feels like feathers are scratching my whole body.
It was really horrible. I hurriedly turned my mana around, but the tickling continued.
No way, no way!
I looked at Erciel urgently.
“Ciel. Uh… Uh… Uh… Just a moment… … .”
“Why? What’s going on?”
“No… … That… … Ugh… … Stop… … Quickly… … ”
Erciel looked straight at the crystal ball and said.
“I don’t think that’ll be necessary.”
-…… yes?
The moment when Simton, who was inside the crystal ball listening to Erciel’s complaints, makes a dumbfounded expression.
The tickling stopped like a ghost.?
“No… … This crazy old man… … ”
What the hell did you do to the weapons! I immediately disarmed them. The weapons that had been showing great suction power as if they didn’t want to fall began to fall toward the floor one by one. If there’s one thing that’s a little scary, it’s that all the equipment, such as rings, necklaces, armor, and greaves, fell toward the floor.
The point was that he was standing upright like a rock and looking this way.
‘… … ‘
“Stop clinging today. It’s hard.”
-Phew.
The shamans bowed their heads as if they had been abandoned. To be honest, it was more creepy than cute. The shamans were not living creatures. It was fortunate that they knew that they were the shamans of God. If they didn’t know, they would have felt as terrified as if they had witnessed a special episode on Namrang.
Even a knight who has been through a lot would not be able to avoid being startled by this scene.
“… … You guys.”
-Flash!
The twelve equipments stood up straight. I’m not sure if weapons have waists, but there was no other word that fit this description as well. I didn’t have the confidence to express the flashy weapons standing up with another word instead of this phrase.
“… … Do you have any intention of finding another owner… … ”
That was it. All the weapons were attached to me. Then, a hellish tickling sensation followed.
‘ah……’
It was only then that I realized that it was going to be very difficult to part with these weapons.
“Just kidding! Just kidding!”
Only then did the weapons fall.
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“… … I want to rest today, so come back in a month… … No… … Wait a minute… … A week… … No. That’s fine. Can you come back tomorrow?”
A month?
A week.
Every time he continued talking, the mobs would come closer and closer.
To be honest, it was a sight I didn’t want to face. Tickling was a means that even I, who had surpassed the limits of a transcendent being, could not resist. Suddenly, I felt the eyes of those around me.
The three wives were looking at me intently.
Elena asked with a smile.
“Those guys. Are they by any chance female?”
“… … No way?”
He had no choice but to hastily wave his hand. If he was not careful, he might end up having a wife who was jealous of Mugu. Elena’s gaze was that fierce.
“Then that’s good.”
“Graham. Where in the world is there a gender-neutral weapon? I’ve never even heard of one.”
“I guess so. But I hope you don’t show yourself as too friendly with the Moogu. They might get jealous.”
“… … Yeah. Right. El. You know. To me, it’s just you, Ciel, and Ari.”
“Do you have to keep looking at just the three of us from now on?”
“… … Aah. That’s right.”
Now, there was less than a month left until the wedding.
Of course, my answer was also set.
I will definitely do that.
* ? ?* ? ?*
Imperial joint wedding.
The date arrived. December 31st. This was the scheduled festival day. The entire continent was in a festive mood.
-Deeng!
-Deaeng! The clock tower in the palace rang. Twelve o’clock in the afternoon. A bright sunny day.
It was time for the wedding ceremony.
The guests were all powerful people. Even those powerful people had no choice but to be selected and gathered. There were so many people who had the will to attend this wedding. Incidentally, the guests were all selected by the three wives. Thanks to this, the atmosphere at the wedding hall reached its peak.
-From now on, we will proceed with the joint wedding ceremony.
A huge fireworks explosion took place throughout the empire. Thousands of magical cannons shot into the sky. The wedding was about to begin. The officiant was none other than Meleos. An old man in a neat suit, not a robe, he looked at the guests and spoke.
―First, let’s have the groom enter. The best hero of the empire and the lucky man who will marry three women who are considered the best brides in the Alton Empire, no, in all five continents! Let me introduce him! This is Duke Kyle Rudnion! Everyone, please give him a round of applause!
-Waaaaaaah!!!
A huge cheer echoed throughout the continent. The joint wedding ceremony was already being broadcasted to the entire continent. This scene was captured in a magic crystal ball, and it was projected into the air like a hologram in a movie theater. Everyone wanted to watch the wedding scene of the greatest hero on the continent.
Thanks to that, only the wizards died. It was because the nobles kept pestering them. It was a wedding hall where even the powerful noble families were carefully selected and invited.
The nobles who were not invited wanted to watch the wedding ceremony in this way.
My hair was stylishly up. My image in neat uniform was broadcast throughout the empire.
-Gyaaaah!
-What should I do! It’s the Duke!
-Brother! I’m dying!
‘No. Why did you die?’
oh my god.
I never imagined that I would be this popular. The voices of women calling my name echoed throughout the entire capital of the empire. Popular men always get tired. This is how I became not the continent’s greatest hero, but the continent’s superstar.
After climbing up onto the stage like that.
Then the introductions followed.
―You can’t leave this person out when talking about the Alton Empire! If you think of her as the ruler of the empire and the mother who rules the empire, you’ll understand right away! The one who was rumored to be the best bride in the empire! Her Majesty Elena is entering!
It was that moment. Elena, dressed in a pure white wedding dress, walked in with a light step. The one who began to personally guide her was her father, Marquis Remton. Her father, who usually wore armor and a sword as a knight, was waiting for the empress today in a heavy suit.
“Your Majesty, may I hold your hand?”
“Of course, father.”
Remton’s expression instantly melted. Elena smiled brightly at his expression, which seemed to melt like cotton candy.
“Please take care of me in the future.”
“Haha. I hope you guide my useless son well.”
“Oh my. You’re so ugly. As Duke Meleos said, you are the son who stole the heart of the most desirable bride in the empire.”
The guidance continued amidst cheers like a hurricane.
Remton handed Elena’s hand to me.
“My son, if I see tears in His Majesty’s eyes, I will never let you off the hook. Do you understand?”
“… … Haha. Of course.”
father.
Doesn’t it sound like the opposite of someone who would shed tears?
Elena was holding my hand gently as if she were some kind of lady. If you just look at me like this, you won’t know anything―
With that look in his eyes.
This is true.
The first wife’s acting skills were truly top-notch.
―Haha! But the bride is not just one person! The name of today’s wedding is a joint wedding! The great spirit and the countess of the empire who saved the duke from countless crises! She has had a crush on the duke since she was young, and she is finally getting married to the man she loves! Everyone, please welcome her with thunderous applause!
-Wow!!!
Erciel entered. This time, Remton grabbed her hand again. Remton approached her like that, extended his hand again, and spoke.
“Son, if I see tears flowing from my second daughter-in-law’s eyes, I will never let that happen. Do you understand?”
“… … Of course.”
This is true.
Did you put a macro in your mouth?
How can words be exactly the same without a single mistake?
It was to the point where questions arose on their own.
―What should I do? There are more than just two brides! The Imperial Grand Mage, and the direct disciple of the Duke of Ludnion, who has been active for a long time, is entering! I heard that she fell in love with the Duke at first sight! In the end, her feelings have been connected! And it is the best result, a wedding! Please welcome her with applause!
The third bride was Ari, or rather Iris.
This time, it wasn’t Marquis Remton who held Iris’ hand.
He was Count Frantel, the head of the Neyron Count family.
The count, who was looking at Iris with eyes dripping with affection, extended his hand.
The youngest daughter of Count Neiron took his hand.
Then the bride approached.
The count who offered his hand said.
“Ahem! Your Majesty the Duke. My daughter has many shortcomings, but I hope you will still love her. Can I… can I trust you?”
“Of course.”
―Ahem! Now only the hottest part remains! The bride and groom, please kiss each other to swear your love! Each and every one of you with sincerity!
There were three more such passionate kisses.
It is said to be the largest and most extravagant joint wedding in history.
That was the moment it was over.
