Episode 12 – 6. The Solitary General (3)2016.11.26.
“One of the dragon’s t**ticles is crippled.”
Tae Gong Tian said with a serious expression.
gulp. The cool tea water that had entered my mouth went down my throat more smoothly than usual.
I came to the governor’s office with Cheon So-so after hearing that the governor was looking for him, and I checked the answer to the previous question again.
“One of Yongchorang’s balls exploded!?”
“Put.”
Chen Xiao Xiao laughed softly at my words.
‘Hey, I can hear the smoke. Smile moderately.’
I’m pretending to be surprised, but what if I’m laughing next to you?
No matter what anyone says, Yongcho-rang was a plum swordsman who was a strong candidate for Hwasan’s next great master. That’s a genius that only one in a few generations will appear.
Having blown one of his balls, even sparring could be quite controversial.
“… … Are you okay? Could it be that you can’t inherit posterity?”
“Yes, the doctor said that even if there is only one t**ticle, it works.”
“phew-.”
I am amazed by my performance.
Pretending to be happy, sighing as if relieved.
In fact, in my heart, I have a bigger feeling, ‘I should have made a eunuch at this point and removed one of the color demons from the future.’ It would have been best if they had broken a couple of eggs plus a cucumber.
Of course, on the other hand, there was also a feeling of satisfaction that the story did not become more complicated by just one explosion.
The words of Cheon Tae-gong then continued.
“However! Even so, your sin is grievous.”
“yes? Is it a sin? Did this definitely happen during Dalian? Besides, Yongchorang took aim at my t**ticles first!”
Poo-wook.
Chen Shaoxo spurted out the tea this time. A lot of saliva mixed with laughter all over my face.
yes, laugh Smile. It’s funny, but you have to laugh.
I said again, wiping my face with the teacup stand.
“Everyone there knows that Yongchorang first targeted my hacho. Look at the ripped pants from his sword style.”
“Yes, Father. I saw it too. He first aimed at the priest’s lower body.”
Dan Priest?
I lifted her teacup tray and wiped off the remaining water with a smile.
“yes. you’re right. And that son even made fun of the Cheonsa between couples.”
At my words, Samae, Cheon So-so flicked his tongue. That look must be ‘why am I your sister-in-law? I was admitted on the same day?’
I raised both hands and smiled. You are the beginning.
At that time, Tian Tai-gong came out for a while and looked at Chen Xiao-so in turn.
“I didn’t see Dalian. And even if the Dragon Confucius attacked your lower body first, you were wrong.”
“… … .”
“… … .”
The atmosphere quickly became cheap.
I drank the tea mixed with the saliva of Cheon So-so and said quietly.
“Is it because he is the plum swordsman of the Volcano Sect?”
“It is true. and… … .”
Cheon Tae-gong, who hardened his face slightly, continued to speak.
“It’s Dragon Confucius. not a guy You’d better watch your words everywhere. To survive in this world for a long time to come.”
Both my face and Chen Shaoxo’s face hardened perfectly.
“He… … Confucius Yong made fun of Sister Chen during the sparring?”
I looked at Cheon Tae-gong with a completely different expression from before and said.
“I already said I didn’t see it.”
Tian Tai Gong got up from his seat and turned his back to us.
Chen Shaoxo tried to say something, but bit his lower lip.
A bittersweet sight.
To a dirt spoon like me, even a thousand small and small spoons are golden spoons. However, to Yongcho-rang, neither I nor Cheon So-so are natives.
If I had to argue, Yongcho and that guy,
‘I wonder if it’ll be about a spoonful of 10,000 years.’
Truly, the world is absurd as hell.
I asked after pouring the remaining few drops of tea into my mouth.
“Then what am I supposed to do now?”
“Apologize.”
“yes?”
“You apologize to the Dragon Confucius yourself. Go to the volcanic wave.”
“You want me to go to the Volcano and apologize in person?”
“Yes, Confucius Yong was treated by the doctor earlier and immediately returned to the volcano.”
belt ring.
[mission]
Within a month (30 days), go to Volcano and apologize to Yongchorang.
Successful reward: [Main Map] obtained.
Disadvantages in case of failure: Mission deletion and current abnormality 3 weeks (3 days)
A complete map of the central plains?
Is this also a reward? It’s stellar.
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Anyway, I had a reason to go to the volcano… … .
“What if I don’t apologize?”
“Someone has to take responsibility. somehow.”
“… … .”
be it somehow
The Volcano Squad has a secret organization called the Shadow Band.
The shadow of a volcano.
A group that wears the mask of a political faction and is dedicated to doing dirty things that we would not dare to do.
‘Maybe they secretly find our house.’
There were things I didn’t want to die for, but if things went wrong, even my father could be angry.
I feel resentment once again.
I didn’t do anything wrong. I have to apologize though.
That is the original sin born with a dirt spoon.
When can I take off this bridle?
‘Yes, in my previous life, I had begged for an apology countless times. What’s wrong with doing it one more time?’
Countless times in my previous life, I bowed my head and knelt down.
It’s a cheap forehead and a penny knee. Do it one more time and you won’t die.
but… … .
Even as I thought so, other words continued to circulate in my mind.
See you later, later, later… … .
If I go all the way up, up, up, up, I’ll overturn everything!
‘Specially, I’ll take Yongcho and your remaining balls then!’
“All right.”
“Good idea. If you apologize with all your heart, it will pass over there. After all, the winner in infinite Dalian is the brave man, and it was an unavoidable accident that occurred between Dalian.”
“Yes, then I’m off.”
“… … I think of you as the future of Cheonbong.”
Do you make future brows, knees, and hearts for pennies? I wanted to say that, but I held back.
Tian Tae-gong’s words continued.
“Don’t be too sad. I was planning to go there for the ticket experience anyway. If you take a tour of the place and apologize while you’re on the way, wouldn’t it be better to look that way?”
tall.
Pyo experience? A volcanic wave? Compatibility and Compatibility?
I got up and tried to leave, but stopped quickly.
“I plan to go there for the ticket experience… … What? What if that one?”
“The volcanic wave.”
“… … !”
“Because this time, the Mupung Pyo Guk’s ticket is the Volcano Squad’s ticket.”
What kind of bullshit is this?
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jump!
I hurriedly left the governor’s office.
Then, he intended to go straight to the Mupungpyo Country to find out what had happened.
however… … .
“Wowaaaaaa!”
Trainees and disciples filling the front of the office.
They cheered when they saw me.
“What is this again?”
“Everyone saw it.”
When did he follow me? Chen Xiaoshu spoke again with an expressionless face.
“What you looking at?”
“You did something pretty.”
“Ah, what is that bastard doing pretty?”
Even as I scratched the chicken meat on my arm with both hands, I felt a strange feeling.
What’s so big about breaking one of Yongchorang’s balls?
‘I lost in the end.’
Still, I raised my hand.
“Single oiliness!”
“Single oiliness!”
“Single oiliness!”
People chanting my name.
“It’s fun. Even if you lose, you are welcomed. Even if you lose, you don’t lose. I made that unlucky child into a solitary general.”
“what?”
Qian Xiao Xiao puts his ear to my mouth and asks if I couldn’t hear it because it was too loud.
“Yongcho and his son are now solitary generals.”
“What general?”
Turning her head and asking, her face is close.
A fragrant smell wafting through.
Well, I haven’t starved enough yet to feel any feelings for this kid. Not yet.
‘Well, a little, a little bit, but the figure is fine.’
I said casually, pushing my face more into her face.
“Now that I don’t have one ball, I’m a solitary general.”
“I don’t have any balls… … ah!”
Only then did Cheon So-so blush as if he knew.
What, are you doing it with this? If it’s the original future, there’s nothing more than a pair of balls for you… … big. You’d better not think about it any longer.
I went through people.
In the meantime, the cheers of the people continued.
One foot, two feet… … .
As expected, the feeling of passing people by, that feeling was really strange.
Somehow, I felt like I knew their thoughts.
Everyone must have tasted a sense of defeat and frustration as the nine people lost helplessly to Yongchorang earlier. In such a situation, I must have been relieved to have had a good shot.
‘It would have been nice if both of them exploded after all.’
I get a bloody laugh.
I thought about what it would have been like if I had been among them. That thought came to me all of a sudden.
‘I must have been the same.’
With that in mind, I raised my hand higher and waved it past.
“Single oiliness! Short oiliness!”
Cheers continued even after leaving the gate.
I felt something awaken in my heart that I hadn’t felt before.
I’m not sure what.
I thought about what that strange feeling was for a while, and then I moved to the Mupung-mark country.
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However, that strange feeling cooled down as soon as I arrived at Mupoongpyo.
“yes? What did you say just now?”
Hwang Jeong-gi’s reply.
“I have not been able to take care of the tickets you entrusted.”
To be honest, it wasn’t that unexpected.
Anyway, on the way to this place, it was somewhat expected.
‘Still, this sounds like shit.’
Hwang Jeong-gi said the reason with that emotionless face. Of course, that’s why she already knows.
“Since you went yesterday, the Maehwa Swordsman of Hwasan visited this place. And I decided to take on his request.”
Simple and clear.
There were no sloppy explanations, such as how much more money I received and how sorry I had to cancel the ticket.
So it made me feel even worse.
There is only one reason.
The fact that I am only a disciple of Cheonbongmugwan, and Yongchorang is a plum swordsman of the volcano faction. That one thing made things this way.
“Since the only responsibility for the breach of contract lies with the Non-Pungmark Country, I will return the request with three times the deposit amount.”
The down payment is 10% of the request fee. Since the request is 100 Nyang, the down payment is 10 Nyang. To return it with three times the down payment, then,
‘Is it 130 nyang?’
But that thought quickly disappeared.
The amount Hwang Jeong-gi gave was 120 nyang, not 130 nyang.
“Why is it 120 nyang instead of 130 nyang?”
“It’s 30 nyang, including the 10 nyang you paid.”
“… … .”
to be petty, to be petty
Anyway, gain is gain.
Well, my first plan to twist the boarding experience completely failed.
I picked up 120 nyang.
Now, if you take this and go out, this business will be over… … !
A thought flashed through my mind at that time.
My eyes slid toward the upper right corner of my field of vision.
No matter where I go, a translucent window that follows me from that location.
[Remaining missions]
When I focus on that, the letters that fill my field of vision.
[mission]
Break the long term. Time limit: Each day after the start of battle (15 minutes)
Successful reward: Acquire martial [stepping]
Penalty in case of failure: 0 action for half time (1 hour)
[mission]
Make this flag of the windless flag country a success. Time limit: Until the treasure experience is over.
Successful reward: Obtain [Spiritual Object]
Disadvantages in case of failure: Mission deletion and current abnormality 3 weeks (3 days)
[Sudden Mission]
Within a month (30 days), go to Volcano and apologize to Yongchorang.
Successful reward: [Main Map] obtained.
Disadvantages in case of failure: Mission deletion and current abnormality 3 weeks (3 days)
The ‘long-term defeat mission’, which was also an unexpected mission, still remained.
‘Well, I don’t need that right now.’
What I paid attention to wasn’t ‘Breaking after a long period of time’ or ‘Yongcho and Apple’.
No Wind Flag Mission.
I turned my gaze from the upper right corner to Hwang Jeong-ki again and smiled.
“Maybe.”
“something?”
“Can I entrust you with another ticket request?”
Hwang Jeong-gi’s eyebrows, which had been indifferent, twitched slightly.
“What did you hear? If we could afford another ticket now, would we have canceled your ticket?”
widely.
“What does this mean?”
Hwang Jeong-gi’s eyes turned toward the table.
His eyes were on the package of 119 nyang of my money.
“I am asking if I can request a ticket to return this money to me.”
A ticket to return the money.
Hwang Jeong-gi’s eyebrows, which had been slightly wriggling, now clearly curled up in a reverse shape.
Maybe you want to play a prank on yourself right now.
“It is no joke.”
I gave Hwang Jeong-ki the one I had deliberately set aside and said.
“Just take this 1 nyang and give me 119 nyang. That’s the ticket I’m going to ask for. Can I request it?”
Hwang Jeong-gi looked at my face for a long time, as if trying to figure out what my intentions were. Then, Hwang Jeong-gi replied in a flat tone, probably thinking that he couldn’t read it either.
“It is. The plagiarism has been established.”
From Hwang Jeong-gi’s point of view, it was like a simple catering act that he didn’t have to refuse.
Hwang Jeong-gi immediately took 1 nyang and handed me a package of 119 nyang coins.
The sound of jingling money packs.
Tirling, a cheerful sound that only I can hear.
[Mission Completed]
You have completed your mission.
“Is it done now?”
Hwang Jeong-gi’s expression completely restored to his indifference. However, I read the emotion of ‘what is this?’ in that expression.
Well, like that or not, I have no obligation to answer.
“yes.”
I kept the money in my pocket. Then, as I was about to leave, I stopped for a moment because I wanted to ask Hwang Jung-ki.
“Could you tell me when the next ticket leaves?”
Actually, it’s a question that shouldn’t be asked, and it’s a question that Hwang Jung-ki doesn’t even have to answer. However, since I knew that I was a direct disciple of military officer Cheonbong anyway, I didn’t care much about it and just talked to him.
“I am leaving in 10 days.”
“Then see you then.”
“May I ask what was the reason you just gave me back the one?”
stop.
Well, to Hwang Jeong-gi, why is he throwing away one cat unnecessarily? It seems strange to him.
I smiled lightly and opened the door.
“I earned 20 nyang for free, but it’s okay to take off about 1 nyang as a commission, right?”
widely.
Strange letters were still floating in front of my eyes when I came out.
“It’s real.”
It’s something I’ve been trying to do.
It really works!
Completed the ‘this ticket’ by replacing the canceled vote. The letters that popped up at that moment.
[Mission Completed]
You have completed your mission.
Rewards are given.
[Spirit Generator] has been received in your Inventory.
‘But, I received the reward, but where is it?’
The rewards received so far were insignificant because they increased strength, agility, and stamina by 1, or martial arts such as [Samjian].
“What is a warehouse and what is a spiritual object?”
The warehouse was a reward obtained by breaking one of Yongchorang’s t**ticles just before passing out.
At that time, I must have seen the text ‘Your Inventory is open.’
Since the spiritual creature generator was stocked in the warehouse, I had to find out where it was first to get the spiritual creature generator.
As I was thinking about the warehouse, I completely escaped the main shrine of Mupoongpyo.
The sight that immediately catches my eye with the sunlight is the busy interior of the Mupoongpyo Country.
Several fighters were going into the warehouse of Mupoongpyo. Judging from the cart standing at the entrance, it seems that they are trying to move the mark onto the cart.
I looked at it and thought.
‘After all, if it’s a warehouse, there must be a substance like that… … substance!?’
The word “substance” suddenly hit the back of my head.
Does it really need to be real?
A fleeting thought.
In the meantime, almost everything that happened to me just happened ‘by itself’, there was no particular substance.
‘If that’s the case, how do I open a warehouse with no substance?’
I muttered involuntarily. I hope it can’t be this simple.
“We open the warehouse.”
That was the moment.
Woo woo woo woo-.
A son-in-law that suddenly gets dark.
“… … !?”
Para-la-la-la-rock!
The surrounding scenery was being erased with a strange sound.
It was.
A sight as if someone is covering the world with a white powdered brush. The only unusual thing was that 10 lines were drawn in a radial pattern with me as the center.
Soon, everything turned white and I was left alone in the world.
No, to be precise, something was lying on the floor far away.
‘What is that?’
I simply thought so.
Then, before I knew it, I was standing in front of him. I don’t know if the object came in front of me or if I was moved towards it.
In any case, the object lay at my feet.
Looking closer, the identity of the object became clear.
‘glass marble?’
It wasn’t just a glass bead. It was the size of a fist, and strange smoke was flowing softly inside, so I couldn’t see inside.
I unconsciously bent over and took the item.
[Spiritual Object Generator]
A marble that creates spiritual creatures.
If you break this orb, you will receive one random artifact.
A short explanatory phrase that flutters in front of you the moment you hold the marble.
Another letter follows.
Would you like to take the [Spirit Generator] out of the Inventory?
[Yes No]
Click.
I clicked ‘yes’ without hesitation.
Woo woo woo woo-.
At that moment, the son-in-law gets dark again.
“… … !”
Para-la-la-la-rock!
Along with the bizarre sound I heard earlier, the surrounding scenery came alive this time.
If what had happened before was the feeling of someone erasing the world with a brush, this time it was a spectacle as if someone was injecting color and vitality into the world.
In no time, the color returned to the pure white everywhere.
“Yaya! be careful! Do you know who this item was entrusted with? It’s a volcanic wave, it’s a volcanic wave! If you do something wrong and get scratched, it won’t end until your heads are blown away!”
Not only the color, but also the sound of the world has returned.
“Hey there! Get out of the way, get out of the way!”
At that sound, I sneaked out of the way.
While I was in and out of that white world, the merchants took out a large box from the warehouse and were moving it towards the wagon. I was screaming because I was standing on the way.
The mermaids passing by me.
One of them looks at my hand and tilts his head even in the midst of the hardship.
It seemed to me that it was strange that a marble suddenly appeared in my hand, which was probably empty. However, he shakes his head and concentrates on moving the box.
‘That must be the ‘mysterious mark’.’
Because of that, this place will be destroyed, but the merchants are working hard to move the box without knowing it.
Since the future still hasn’t changed, they too will eventually die.
‘If I pretend like I don’t know.’
I passed them and got out of the windless country.
So many things happened today.
You cracked the egg of Yongchorang, and your sword proficiency increased to Lv. 3, opened the mysterious [warehouse], and took this out of the [warehouse].
“It’s the creation of spirits.”
I kept the marble in my right hand in my bosom.
I don’t know what it is, but I’m already looking forward to it.
Back in the past, nothing was the same as before.
It makes every day exciting.
But for now, I was going to put that expectation aside for a while.
‘I still have the experience of sending a ticket to Hwasan.’
You won’t be able to sleep on your feet until you get this right.
“Shall we have a drink or something?”
Plan 1 failed, now it’s time to run plan 2.
“Isn’t that the best place to drink in Xi’an, maybe?”
I headed somewhere with a bundle of money, 119 nyang, in my left hand.
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