Genius Archer Streaming Season 2 Episode 13
5. One wave, one thousand waves (1)
Almond opened the door without the consent of his team members.
“I’m crazy… … I’m stuck here the whole time. I’m crazy… … .”
The clerk thought he was crazy.
Almonds were not without their circumstances either.
-A bloody fight to take a dump ㄷㄷ I’m looking forward to it~
-I! I’m going to the bathroom!
-Teacher! Send me to the bathroom!
-Ugh. It’s a historical fact that Korean schools don’t send people to the bathroom.
This is because his bowel movements are nearing their limit. He has already reached his limit for urine, and he says that even his stool is about to come out.
What a scary thing!
Almonds feel anxious even when they don’t actually want to drink.
‘hurry……!’
If you happen to piss your pants while the broadcast is on, it would be a truly embarrassing experience.
When I left the capsule, I could clearly see what Joo-hyuk was going to tease me about.
‘About fifteen.’
The number of zombies was not that large.
It’s fifteen.
They’re not that fast, they’re just persistent.
and…….
It’s just dangerous.
‘I wonder if scratching is an infection.’
It is currently unknown how zombies can infect their opponents.
‘It’s one hundred percent physical.’
However, when thinking of the gym teacher zombie, the only thing you had to avoid was getting bitten.
“Store lady. Close the door here.”
“……what?”
“Just keep it closed for now.”
The clerk hesitates, looking at him with wavering eyes as if asking, “What on earth are you going to do?”
“Hey, why on earth are you going out!? Just come in first!”
The clerk tries to dry the almonds while the zombies haven’t attacked yet.
“Well… … .”
-“Because I want to drink it”
-Because that’s… … fun! s*xy! cool!
-ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋWhy can’t you speak?
-Almonds are embarrassing, lol
“Well… … I can do it.”
Almond threw out the most plausible remark possible.
Jump forward.
-Much kekekekeke
-Because I can afford it… … .
-What’s the line lol
-You look like sh*t lol
-Literally sh*t formㅋㅋㅋ
“Close it quickly!”
A zombie rushes in as if it had been waiting.
“Kaaaah!”
At that scene, the clerk is so frightened that he ends up closing the store’s iron door.
thud!
“Come back, please!”
A sound coming from beyond the iron gate.
“Kyaaaaaaaah!”
This is the sound coming from the hallway.
‘come.’
The gaping mouth reveals a dark throat aimed at the almond.
“Kyaaaaah!”
hook!
Almond turned his upper body to the left and deflected the attack.
The zombie’s hair brushes the bridge of his nose.
And right in front of you, you hear the sound of teeth clinking.
Taaak!
The thought of the flesh torn off in that attack makes my hair stand on end.
‘Still slow.’
Almond stabbed the back of his neck with a knife as he tried to bite it.
Phew!
Sticky blood flows out in a gurgling manner. But… … .
“Kuaaaah!”
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The zombie turns around again and swings its arms without paying any attention.
Hmph!
After bending down to avoid it, he stabs under the chin again with the cutter knife.
Phew!
“Kaaaak! Kaaaak!”
As expected, there is no danger to life whatsoever.
‘This won’t work.’
No matter how thick an industrial cutter knife is, it is impossible to use a knife used to open box packaging.
Can’t kill.
‘What should I do? Bring the weapon back?’
He looks at the closed store door. He’ll be surrounded by zombies in the time it takes to open it again. That’s something he must avoid.
So, dismissed.
[Warning! The stool count is over 90%.]
[If not resolved, it will lead to maximum fainting.]
His stool count goes up from 80 to 90, as if to spur his judgment.
Almond rolls his eyes and looks at the location of the bathroom. At first glance, he sees a door in the corner.
It’s a sliding door, but it has a latch so it can be locked.
‘Let’s break through first.’
Once you’ve run to the bathroom and taken care of your business, you can lock the door and buy yourself some more time.
“Kuaaaah!”
The zombie that was hit by the cutter knife attacks him again.
Almond simply put the cutter knife in his pocket, dodged the attack, and then tripped.
thud!
The zombie falls to the ground.
Due to the nature of zombies, which have low intelligence and dull limbs, it takes time for them to get back up.
Taak! Taak!
Even in that state, the bastard somehow manages to bite Almond’s foot with his teeth.
A horrifying sight.
There is no time to lose focus.
‘More coming.’
Hearing the commotion, three zombies that were in the middle of the hallway approach.
Almond jumps over the knocked down zombies and runs towards them instead.
‘You can avoid it.’
Although there are three of them, their movements are disappointingly simple.
It goes without saying that they cannot systematically form formations and exert pressure like humans, and they cannot even predict the simple movements of their opponents.
The direction in which they attack is always the same.
‘The side I’m on.’
This is where Almond is currently headed.
If so, the method becomes simpler.
“Kyaaaaah!”
“Kuaaaah!”
Everyone was running around with their mouths wide open to take a bite. It felt like I was eating sushi at a conveyor belt sushi restaurant.
Almond kicked to the right, knocking away one attack, then kicked to the left, knocking away another.
In an instant, he zigzags through their attacks and falls behind the three zombies.
Bang! Bang!
The zombies’ teeth just clashed against each other in midair. They didn’t get a single morsel of almond flesh.
‘It works.’
zigzag.
It’s the most effective way to break through against the simplest opponents.
If you just move away from your original location, their attacks won’t work.
If you move in a zigzag pattern at the right time when the zombies are about to attack, theoretically you will never be attacked.
Almond, who realized this, began to run through the hallway more boldly.
‘Drive right, go left. Drive left, go right.’
More and more zombies started attacking from behind, and the number of people rushing towards him increased.
This time, five at once.
Attacks continue from all sides, surrounding the front and back.
But──
“Kyaaaaah!”
“Kuaaaah!”
“Kaaaak!”
──Ttaaak!
All you can hear is the sound of teeth grinding in the air.
Almond rolls smoothly down the stairs and falls behind them.
-tttt
-Avoiding all of this?
-and
-Is this the original way to play this game??ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-Have you reached an agreement with the production team?
And finally, we reach the bathroom in the middle of the hallway.
‘It’s here.’
The door is open.
Whoosh!
The almonds shot inside quickly.
widely!
I managed to close the bathroom door with great difficulty.
Click.
Locked.
Kuung──!
It feels like zombies are banging against the door, but it’ll be okay for now.
“ha…….”
Almond leaned back against the door and took a moment to catch his breath.
And check the status.
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[fret]
I feel anxious because something is not resolved. My stamina is low.
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Surprisingly, there was nothing special to say about the situation.
The anxiety is caused by not being able to solve the problem of defecation, so in reality, there is currently no debuff.
“I barely survived.”
Almond opened the bathroom door and went in, but then stopped for a moment.
Tiring!
[Gajibokkeum donated 2,000 won.]
[Hey, Almond. But is it okay if I show you how to take a shit? By the way, I’ve already pressed the record clip button.]
“… … ?”
Are you saying this will be broadcast as is?
Almond was confused.
-Oh, that’s right. Let’s get this out there.
-These games usually just come out lol
– A rite of passage that all streamers must go through
-Almond Shack, you haven’t done a sh**ting broadcast yet? You’ve had your fill.
What are they talking about?
Almonds are momentarily confused about their values.
‘Is this something that should have been done?
Nonsense.
How can this scene be broadcast?
He didn’t believe it.
‘There must be some way.’
As I approach the toilet with that thought in mind, this message appears.
Tiring.
[bowel movement]
When Almond put his hand on it… … .
The screen goes black.
And classical music plays.
* * *
Swaaa …
The screen, which had darkened for a moment, brightens with the sound of water.
Tiring.
[Refreshing feeling]
The first thing that comes to mind is a good state.
But almonds are anxious.
-Eww lol
-I saw it~ I saw it~
-lol
-I’m so embarrassed ㅠㅠ
-Duduleng (physics)
-ㅋㅋㅋㅠㅠㅠㅠ I acknowledge you. I consider you a real streamer~
‘What is this? Did it really come out?’
It seems like something was broadcast while the screen was dark.
Almond’s face turned hot.
He left the capsule without looking back.
* * *
Swish.
The custom capsule opens like a living cell, and Sang-Hyeon jumps out with an anxious expression.
“Hey, hey Joohyuk!”
Joo-hyuk’s back is trembling.
Phew… … .
This kid is laughing.
“hey!”
“Poohahahahaha!”
Kim Joo-hyuk turns his chair and laughs like crazy.
“You are a broadcasting genius.”
Sang-Hyeon’s face literally turns red. Ju-Hyeok also reacts like that, so it seems like it was real.
“Hey, you really came out!?”
“Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!”
“No. This game is really too much… … .”
Almond’s dejected voice echoed and reached the microphone inside the capsule.
-Kkkkkkkkk I’m going crazy
-Ugh lol
-A voice that says you’ve given up on everything lol
-This is a clip
-What should I do? You’re really so damn cuteㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-Ouch hahahaha
-I really want to bite it off lol
At those words, Joo-hyuk bursts out laughing, holding his stomach.
“Hey. Look at this.”
He gestures to the computer screen. A scene of Almond barging into the bathroom is playing.
Sang-Hyeon’s eyes wavered. Was he supposed to see himself do ‘that’ with his own eyes?
While I’m half-opening my eyes, the screen goes dark and classical music starts playing.
‘?’
The screen returns to normal with the sound of water falling. Almond suddenly logs out with a red face.
-ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-Ah, that’s so funny lol
-Almonds are so cute
-I guess I’m still a newbie!? Hahahahaha
Oh, man. I got tricked.
Sang-Hyeon was filled with anger, but the sense of relief was even greater.
“Phew.”
Sang-Hyeon was so relieved that he let out a sigh of relief.
-Phew lol
-I really love almonds
-What should I do? LOL
-Do you really believe that? Lol
“That game must have been well-made. You’re falling for all this.”
As Joo-hyuk snickered, the reality of this game was insane.
Even though I didn’t want to believe it until the end, I couldn’t help but have a suspicion that it could really happen in this game.
It’s obviously a ridiculous story if you think about it in your right mind.
The realistic school environment surrounding him, zombies knocking on the door, and nonsense filling the chat window.
There are so many factors that can cause cognitive dissonance.
‘No, how can no one tell the truth?’
Sang-Hyeon looks at the chat window with resentful eyes.
[Current viewers 19,000]
It’s amazing how 19,000 viewers could make a joke with such single-minded devotion.
‘By the way, there are a lot of viewers now.’
I didn’t realize it because I was so immersed in the game, but the number of viewers increased considerably.
When I started this game, it was in the early 10s.
-Is this the broadcast where they actually poop in the game?
-Do you really poop better than our gum brother?
-Almond! Come back! Show me one more time!
The chat is full of people teasing him.
“I think your clip has already spread somewhere and you’re flocking here.”
According to Joo-hyuk, the number of viewers has been increasing since the time he ran to the bathroom because he needed to change, and it is currently at its peak.
Almonds were thrown away here.
The angle of indulgence.
“Okay, everyone. Did you have fun?”
-???
-yes?
-No. It wasn’t fun. Keep going.
-What? Are you upset? Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
-I’m sorry ㅠㅠ
fantasy,
