How to Set Your Family Straight 2
“While the elders of the family are talking, how dare a young child interfere!?”
“That’s right! And that’s a letter from the Lord of Sachon Castle. Do you even know what it is?”
“Look. Gaju! You have no foundation, so you meddle even when the adults are talking! That’s why we come from a family with more foundation···.”
The cries of the old farts I heard in response to my question.
There was a slight protrusion of the tendon on the temple.
When you keep complaining, you end up wanting to ask about your parents’ well-being.
‘Ha, are these old farts challenging me to a mouth battle right now?’
I have never lost a keyboard battle with villains who interrupt my streaming.
He took a step forward and said politely,
Because it seemed like this needed to be subdued.
‘Keyboard Battle Chapter 1. Smile on your face, speak as politely as possible, but insert facts without hesitation.’
“After hearing the story, I heard that they still don’t recognize me as the son-in-law of the Sacheondang family. If that’s true, then I’m still a guest.
Moreover, if you helped save the life of the beautiful and precious girl of the Sacheondang family and caught Tak Yun-yang, the bloodthirsty sage, and saved the life of the head of the Sacheondang family, then you are a benefactor.
“Is it considered polite to insult a guest and benefactor in front of the Sacheondang family?”
At my words, my grandfather, my mother-in-law, and my older sister looked at me with surprised faces.
With an expression that said he didn’t know I would come out this strong.
‘I told you, we’re not family… If we were strangers, I’d have to be more careful.’
“Ugh. Ugh.”
“that···.”
If you don’t recognize me as a family member, I am a guest and a benefactor. When I ask if it is right to insult a benefactor, the old farts become dumbfounded.
The people in the collateral line became dumb for a moment, but then they were preoccupied with something else, and spoke with expressions of incomprehension.
“But, what about the blood type of Takunyang?”
“If it’s Tak Woon-yang… that’s ridiculous… that guy already did it a long time ago….”
“The head of the household wanted to get a son-in-law by any means possible, so he said some ridiculous things to the young Sohyeop···.”
-Bam.
As the words began to suggest that the head of the household was scheming with me to get me as his son-in-law, a book was thrown onto the desk.
The head of the household spoke with a cold expression.
“Sorong’s words are not false. Here is the secret recipe for Blood and Water Poison Claws. Check it out. That’s what I was going to say earlier. Didn’t I tell you to listen to my story?”
“Tongue, blood poison!”
“Are you really saying you brought back that damned boatman!?”
“If it’s a bloodsucker, then it’s definitely a bloodsucker!”
The adults in the collateral line who had been saying that they could not believe the story about Tak Yun-yang were shocked when the secret of the blood poisoning was revealed and rushed to the desk.
And just by looking at the cover of the book, he was startled and made a fuss.
“This, this! The words Blood Cult and Bloodwater Docion written on the cover of the book! And the letters written in blood! It’s definitely Bloodwater Docion!”
“Sure. It was a book that came from the blood sect…”
‘No, it was that kind of crazy book?’
When I was dizzy from the fact that there were people crazier than the Sichuan Dang family, the greatest assassination clan in the Central Plains, I heard the adults in the collateral line ask me again.
“Then that little thief really is Tak Yun-yang?”
“A boy who hasn’t even become a contracted member yet?”
-Tsrrrr!
And at the end of that question, a chill ran down his spine and the Wukongs rose from within his collar.
It was clear that the prospective craftsman had shot a living bullet at me as I was trying to explain how I caught Tak Yun-yang.
‘I told you to speak before you shoot!’
“This, this is!”
“Yellow Goku?”
“He’s the son of Cheongban-O-Gong. He’s being raised by his son-in-law. No, since he said he doesn’t recognize him as his son-in-law, should I call him a hypocrite?”
He stroked the heads of the foxes and said as he listened to the words of the craftsman candidate.
“Oh my, you guys, don’t try to bite someone. You’ll just turn black and die like the Bloodsucker.”
Then, one of the adults in the collateral line who had been surprised by the appearance of the Wukongs and stepped back spoke hesitantly.
“Well, when did we say we wouldn’t admit it?”
“Well, there is a procedure for everything. Since you ignored it, I just reported it to the head of the household.”
“That’s right. From now on, please follow that procedure carefully.”
“Okay, okay.”
At the appearance of the Wukongs, the attitude of the elders of the collateral line, who suddenly changed their position as if they thought that they were valuable as sons-in-law, made the older sister have a very cold expression.
Do you think he’s going to sell himself for a few raccoons?
She was just a woman with an expression that made the cold wind blow.
“Well, then, leaving aside the son-in-law issue. Why is it that Mandokjeon is not allowed?”
When the grandfather asked why he couldn’t leave the Mandokjeon to me to organize it one by one, one of the elders in the collateral line who had been hesitating answered in a cautious voice.
“First, you need to raise your family and become a full member of our family. Then, we can trust you and leave it to you. That’s what I meant.
And even if you leave it to me, it’s still a small business that hasn’t even been contracted yet, and although the head of the household said he was knowledgeable about poisonous insects and poisonous substances, he hasn’t been able to show me anything that would make the people in the household understand, right?”
“That’s right. How about that important Mandokjeon···.”
Grandfather Mandokshin nodded at those words.
My grandfather smiled and said, perhaps because he thought the opinions of the elders of the collateral line were plausible.
“Then, what you’re saying is that the reason you can’t entrust the Mandokjeon to Soryong is because he hasn’t shown anything that would make the people of the family understand?”
“Well, that’s right, sir.”
“Oh? Then, everything is resolved?”
The grandfather suddenly stops listening to the questions and declares that everything has been resolved.
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As the adults in the collateral line blinked at my grandfather’s declaration, my grandfather winked at me.
“Can you demonstrate your abilities so that the elders of the clan can understand?”
Looking at the letter in my hand with a question, it was clear that the question was whether this could be resolved.
At first, I took a quick look behind the waiting room, and it seemed like a simple solution, so I picked up the letter.
He answered while giving a lottery ticket to his grandfather.
“Of course, if you leave it to me, I will do it the way the Sacheondang family does, to prove that I am worthy of the Sacheondang family.”
Since my hobby is at stake, I definitely need to resolve this in a way that my family can accept.
So I decided to solve this in a very Sacheon-dang-like way.
So, when I emphasized that I would solve it in a Sacheon-dang-ga-sik way, my grandfather asked back with a curious expression.
“In the way of Sacheondangga? So what is it?”
I wonder if he liked my answer, his mouth hanging from ear to ear.
I also answered that question with a snicker.
“Of course I intend to use poison.”
“Poison?”
“poison?”
My grandfather, the head of the household, and my older sister looked at me with wide eyes at my answer, perhaps because it was unexpected.
This was followed by the surprised voices of the collaterals.
“Hey, are you crazy!? You’re saying you’re going to poison the Sa-Sacheonseongju!?”
“Oh, you mean poison to the Lord of the Four Heavenly Kingdoms!”
“This guy, I’m not trying to kill the Lord of Sacheon, I’m just sending him medicine. How could you put poison in the medicine that’s going to the Lord of Sacheon!?”
‘No, why do you say Sacheondangga is poisonous?’
Inside the house, the surprised adults in the ward began to make a lot of noise.
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“Little Dragon, are you really going to do that?”
On the way back after the commotion at the Gajujeon.
The adults said they had more to talk about, so my older sister and I were on our way back to the temple.
When I turned my head at the sudden sound of my sister’s voice, I saw my sister with a worried expression on her face.
Perhaps he was worried or uneasy about my suggestion that I prepare medicine to take to the Lord of the Four Heavenly Kingdoms.
“Don’t worry, my lady. I’ll handle it.”
So I answered as if to say not to worry, but the question came up again.
This time, my older sister asked me with a very embarrassed expression.
“So-ryong, do you know exactly what kind of medicine that is? So, So-ryong, you’re still young, so maybe you don’t know exactly? I was worried about that···.”
‘You’re an embarrassing older sister. That’s good.’
I smiled inwardly, admiring my sister’s embarrassed expression.
There was a reason why my sister had such an embarrassed expression.
This was because the medicine that the Lord of Sacheon had asked to be made was not just any ordinary medicine.
If it’s the Lord of Sacheon, it seems like a position similar to the Mayor of Sacheon, so I think it must be an incredibly great medicine since it was ordered by someone like that.
No, the medicine that the Lord of the Four Heavenly Kingdoms requested is a medicine that ‘sets men straight’, right?
Because it’s a drug that makes men not just men, but strong men.
Yes, this is the erectile dysfunction treatment that all men with their heads bowed need.
The cause is unknown, but Sacheonseongju suffered from erectile dysfunction.
He asked Sacheondangga, who was famous for his poison but also for his excellent medicine and pharmacology, to create a cure for erectile dysfunction.
Of course, the Tang family’s pharmacy created a cure, but the problem was that it wasn’t very effective.
So, even though he had paid a lot of money for the medicine, he was disappointed that it didn’t work, so he sent a letter of protest.
The adults in the collateral division who had been handling the work came to discuss this and ended up fighting with the prospective craftsman and me over the matter.
But when I said I would take on this job and mentioned it, my sister got so embarrassed.
It would be embarrassing for a woman to talk about the treatment of erectile dysfunction in the Sacheon Province.
“Of course, my lady. It’s something that is absolutely necessary for men who bow their heads…”
“That, that’s enough! Oh, I understand! I will believe that you know.”
My older sister, who had her ears covered with an embarrassed expression, nodded quickly and acknowledged that I knew forbidden knowledge.
Then, as if to calm my surprised mind, he put his hand on his chest and said.
“So-hyeop really knows a lot more than his age.”
“Yes? Yes. Well, it’s embarrassing.”
‘I have a feeling that things are going to get a little weird.’
I was worried that my image would be damaged in front of my older sister, but I promised my older sister a future together as a teenage poison.
For now, I decided to trust my older sister.
I don’t think he’ll tell you to pretend like there was no promise.
maybe?
And I thought again about the content of the promise.
‘Honestly, I was wondering if I had to collect all ten of them, but in the world, I only had to catch one. Are there really no angels?’
After talking about the medicine of the Four Heavenly Kings and becoming quiet, we walked through the courtyard of the temple without saying anything until we reached the rear garden.
Even though it was because of the treatment, I felt a little embarrassed to talk about it like that…
As we arrived in front of my sister’s quarters inside the Sahapwon backyard, my sister’s mouth finally fell open.
My older sister, who has been quiet since the story about the forbidden knowledge.
“That… I heard that they put poison in the medicine. If you ever need to go to Mandokjeon, let me know. I’ll go in with you.”
I told people before I left that I was going to use poison, so I guess he was saying that he would help me if I needed poison.
Also, since I haven’t received the Mandokjeon free pass yet, it seems like he’s saying he’ll accompany me.
But the poison of Mandokjeon was not necessary.
“No, my lady. We don’t need the poison of the Mandokjeon.”
Then, my older sister tilted her head.
“You clearly said that you use poison, right? Not all the poisons in the world are in the Mandokjeon. There are many poisons, aren’t there?”
I answered my sister’s question with a smile.
“I’m going to go catch him tomorrow. Would you like to come with me?”
“You’re going to catch him? What on earth?”
“Have you ever seen a bee house nearby?”
“Woongbong? When you say Woongbong, do you mean that big, plump, big bee?”
“Yes, ma’am, that’s right, Ungbong.”
In Chinese, it is called ungbong (熊蜂).
Bumblebee in English.
Pumpkin bee in Korean.
Yeah, tomorrow we were going to go raid the bumblebee nest.
‘The first date was in front of the pumpkin bee house. It was a perfect date for Fabre.’
