Fabre in Sacheondangga Episode 171
Minute 1
Startled by the fairy’s voice, he quickly hid both hands behind his back.
Then, a demon came running towards me and grabbed my hidden hand, pulling it forward.
“Why, why are you like that? Are you a demon?”
I pretended not to know and struggled with all my might not to be dragged away, but Yohwa, the teenage poisonous monster, was also very strong. How could I defeat Yohwa with my own strength?
The demon easily overpowered my pointless resistance and took my hand away, placing both of my hands between me and the demon’s pedipalp sight in the form of Hwa-eun.
-Kissit!
The demon keeps both hands fixed between our eyes and makes an expression as if telling us to try again.
The expression on the demon’s face was like he had caught a cheating boyfriend in the act, staring at me.
‘Damn. Why did I have to get caught by a demon…’
An unknown emotion that comes from the gaze of a fairy.
‘Is this how someone who gets caught cheating feels?’ I thought, closing my eyes tightly with a gloomy expression.
That was because the fact that my fingernails had turned emerald green was honestly the person I should have avoided the most, and if I had to pick a poison, it would have to be a demon.
If I had been caught by Bin or Hyang, I would have been jealous since she was my daughter, but if I begged her or tried to get rid of her somehow, it would have been relatively easy to get rid of her. But Yohwa was so obsessed with me that she had two red threads wrapped around my arms.
It was the most awkward because it seemed like he liked me in some other way.
This is because it is a relationship between different species that is more difficult to overcome than a relationship with the same surname and clan.
It’s even harder to deal with him because he’s borrowing Hwa-eun’s appearance.
That’s why I responded with a serious expression to the fairy’s cry that seemed to be telling me to try again.
“Huh? What, what? Did the demon see something wrong?”
Then, the demon made a bewildered expression and let out a scream.
-Kishishi!? Kish!?
Although I couldn’t understand the exact meaning of the words because I hadn’t connected the fairy with the beast’s heart yet, I could roughly understand what they were saying based on the rich expressions and actions of Paddy Palp, who had turned into a fire spirit.
Because it was clear that these were very familiar words and expressions.
“Brother, do you think I’m an idiot?”
It was because the expressions of the actresses I used to see in dramas in my past life when they pressured their boyfriends were very similar.
‘Why, even though times and countries have changed, does that not change!?’
“Hey, this is what I mean···.”
“Our fairy is really angry. It’s not like that, fairy….”
Seeing the angry Yohwa, Hwaeun and Mandokshin-gun’s grandfather tried to help me, but Yohwa looked at them both once and made a sharp cry, which immediately shut their mouths.
-Kissit! Kissishishishit!
『My brother and I are talking right now!?』
It is a strange phenomenon that the words of a demon are automatically translated in one’s head without one even understanding them, as if there is a secret hidden in the mind of a beast.
‘Ha… What should I do? If it’s a broadcast… Ah! That’s right! A broadcast!’
That was the moment.
A novel idea occurred to me while I was being pressured by the demon.
If I had to pick one strength from my past life of internet broadcasting, it would be my quick wit, right?
I thought, why not try to revive it at this moment?
When I do a broadcast with guests, there are times when they suddenly start swearing or suddenly do something unexpected when startled by a snake or insect. Since I was used to dealing with such crises with incredible quick reflexes, I was trying to use that quick reflex at this moment.
““Whoa! What the hell!”
“Oh, yeah. Shoes! When you come to catch snakes, you have to be careful about your shoes. I recommend wearing long boots just in case you get bitten on the ankle.”
N Fabre Shack’s agility is amazing.
N Who knew idols could find shoes?
n I admit, nice shoes.
n We all heard it for sure with our shoes.
If you think about it, I have a lot of experience using quick reflexes.
‘There is no other way. Let’s risk our lives!’
I quickly told Cho what I wanted to say to him, while making up my mind that I had to somehow overcome this crisis.
‘Choya, I’ll calm down Yohwa-unnie for a bit, so you just pretend you don’t know. Okay?’
‘Churut!’
And then, after changing his gloomy expression to a most normal one, he looked at the fairy and began to speak in a pitiful voice.
I never wanted to, but the situation was like this, so I said it with an expression that said there was really nothing I could do.
“Whew… I was trying to surprise you with this, but I got caught?”
-Kissit?
There was a sound like someone was asking what kind of nonsense he was talking about, but he continued speaking with a calm expression, pulling up the energy of the Wukong Poisonous Azalea in his hand.
“There’s nothing I can do about it. I have no choice but to tell you the truth. But you wanted to keep it a secret as much as possible, Yohwa. Even if you feel bad later, there’s nothing I can do about it. It’s because Yohwa misunderstood, right? Do you understand?”
-Key, Kishi···?
A fairy who flinches when speaking confidently.
But as my hand turned emerald, the fairy’s eyes widened again.
-Kissit!
It seemed like he thought he was saying something different when there was clear evidence, but he answered with a calm expression, knowing that if he gave in here, it would be the end.
“I wanted to surprise you, Yohwa. But since you’re so angry… Don’t misunderstand, listen carefully, Yohwa. This is martial arts practice for you.”
“?”
The demon blinked with an expression of not understanding what I was saying, saying that he had only practiced martial arts for the demon with a calm expression.
He smiled and explained in detail what I meant.
“I don’t know if Yohwa knows. The martial arts that Oppa has learned and will learn in the future are the five types: Insect Poisonous Fangs and Claws, Poisonous Snake Greedy Hand, Silkworm Tail and Quick Legs, Silkworm Wall Tiger Stride, and Insect Burst and Split Palm.”
-Hey, what’s your height?
“But think about it. Of the five martial arts, isn’t there one that includes the spider, which symbolizes our magic?
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“There are civets, vipers, scorpions, lizards, and toads.”
-Kissishit!
A demon who becomes enraged and angry at being told that he does not have the spider martial arts that symbolizes him.
He nodded his head with an expression that seemed to sympathize with the fairy’s anger and continued speaking.
“Yeah, that’s what makes you sad, too. No, there are martial arts that symbolize other children, but there’s no demonic spirit. It’s my favorite demonic spirit, but there’s no martial arts that symbolize the demonic spirit. Does that make sense?
So I practiced quietly and secretly.”
-Kissit?
“Yes, practice. I want to create a martial art symbolizing my grandfather and the demon to surprise the demon. With my grandfather’s help, I want to create a martial art symbolizing the demon myself.
So I practiced with the poison first. Ha, I got caught by the demon.”
At the end, when she turned her gaze to Hwa-eun and Man-dok-shin-gun’s grandfather while whining, the two of them quickly noticed and nodded.
Hwa-eun and Man-dok-shin-gun’s grandfather quickly interrupted my words and explained to Yo-hwa.
“Oh, yeah, it’s a fairy. My brother said he’d surprise me with a fairy, so I was helping him too. Uh, I got caught.”
“That’s right. I, I named it the Spider-Dog Fang Finger. What do you think? Is it a magic weapon? It’s a magic weapon, you know, using the spider-dog’s fangs like this······.”
If you’re a landlord dog, then the name Spider Fang Technique is pretty good.
As expected of a master, my grandfather just let out a sigh and the name of his martial arts skills came out.
Although there is a technique for using fingernails in the five martial arts, there is no technique for using fingers to suppress the opponent’s blood vessels, so that part was a bit disappointing.
It was very suitable as an alibi.
Anyone who saw it would think it was a technique that paralyzed the opponent’s blood vessels by grabbing them with two curved fingers that symbolized the fangs of a spider.
Moreover, the poison of the demon flower is not just any poison, it is a paralyzing poison.
If it was a martial art that used geomancy to suppress and paralyze the opponent’s blood vessels, it was a martial art that fit the situation perfectly.
‘Is this how it is? Heaven is helping me!’
I thought I was being treated like a dog a while ago, but it turned out to be a gift from heaven.
Unlike before when I hadn’t noticed it, I felt a strong sense of intuition.
This time, something clicked so well that it was clear that heaven was helping me.
Because the roughly made-up situation, name, and martial arts matched perfectly as if they were real.
-Kissit?
Everyone quickly nodded their heads at the fairy’s expression that seemed to be asking if it was true.
“Well, then.”
“Yes, you fairy.”
“Well, that’s right.”
Then, the fairy guy thoroughly checked the facts with Cho one last time.
I feel like we humans can lie, but I don’t think Cho would.
-Kissit?
-Tsur!
-Key, key…
But when I nodded and answered that it was so until the very end, Yohwa, who had not let go of her suspicions until the very end, finally looked embarrassed and said sorry.
The expression on the fairy’s face was clearly apologetic for getting angry without even knowing that.
Before I knew it, he let go of my hand and placed his hand on the shy Yohwa’s shoulder, smiling and shaking his head.
Because I am a ‘brother’ whose heart is wider than the ocean.
“It was a situation that could have been misunderstood, so you don’t have to apologize. Of course.”
Then, the demon girl rubbed her face against my hand on her shoulder with an extremely moved expression.
He said this while stroking the head of the boy who was shedding tears.
“It’s still in the planning stages so I can’t show you, but I’ll definitely show you the finished product with Grandpa. Got it? Yo-hwa-ya?”
-Kissit···.
‘Wow. My reflexes are gone.’
The situation where Yo-hwa’s misunderstanding(?) was somehow resolved with Yo-hwa nodding her head in embarrassment.
I felt relieved, thinking that I had truly endured ten years of hardship.
Now, if we do this, the demon will never bring this up again.
Well, if you say that the demon confirms in the middle, you can just say that it takes a long time to create martial arts.
Hwa-eun also praised me through her voice.
[Good job, Soryong. Later, just make a simple dish for your grandpa and brother and show them to them.]
The situation was barely sorted out, and it was time for the other kids to wake up, so I thought we should quickly finish up and move.
The shameful voice of a ghost is heard.
-Tsurut. Tsururoot?
When the three of us turned our heads and looked at the fairy again, the fairy was showing me a happy expression while spinning thread from its own milk.
And at that sight, Hwa-eun and her grandfather both looked at me with expressions asking what that meant.
I think it’s because you don’t understand what the fairy is saying, but why am I the only one who understands things that I shouldn’t understand?
I couldn’t help but ask back with a puzzled expression.
“Surely you want me to include thread spinning as a martial art?”
-Kissit!
Then the demon nodded his head with a joyful expression.
It seemed as if the demon was asking to be able to use the skill of spinning thread like himself.
‘No, you idiot, people can’t squirt white liquid out of their butts…’
Spider silk is originally liquid.
If you want to pull out the thread, you have to pull out the liquid, but how can a person pull out the white liquid with their butt?
But if you say no, it feels like it can’t be done.
He nodded his head creakingly at the fairy’s bright eyes.
“Oh, I’ll give it a try···.”
I thought I had blocked it well, but I had a feeling that things had gotten worse.
***
When we returned to our residence after finishing our training, our children were still asleep.
But there was one guy who was awake, and a green pillar came down from the ceiling above his head.
-Shaaaa.
When I checked to see if he was sleeping, he was nowhere to be seen, but it seemed like he was sleeping on the ceiling.
“Hey, Yeondoo. Did you sleep well?”
I had just placed Yeondoo on my shoulder and was still asleep when I placed Hyanggi, who was drooping, on my other shoulder.
A sudden feeling of emptiness.
‘what?’
I couldn’t quite figure out why I felt so empty, but I figured if I felt empty, there might be someone missing, so I decided to check to see if anyone had gotten up and gone for a drink.
Then, I felt an empty space in the corner of the room.
Soon, Hwayang, who had been sleeping, was able to confirm that the guy was not in the residence.
“Hey, where’s Hwayang? Have you guys seen Hwayang?”
The children woke up to my question and looked at where Hwayang had been.
-Kkuku!
-Tsrrrr.
But everyone shook their heads as if they didn’t know.
“Where the hell did this guy go?”
It was at that moment that I was checking my surroundings to see where on earth this guy went with his short legs.
A statue appeared at the entrance to the residence.
“Little Dragon, you should come to the kitchen right now! Hurry up! If we keep doing this, we’ll all skip breakfast!”
There was no way a wealthy family like Dangga would run out of rice, and Sibi followed him, tilting her head as she wondered why she had to skip breakfast.
An absurd scene was unfolding in the kitchen.
Hwayang-i was sitting in the hearth, sucking up the fire as soon as it was lit.
“You smell food like a ghost. Me and this guy.”
I was on my way out of the kitchen after pulling out the guy who didn’t want to come out and lifting him over my head.
In the distance, the slightly busy house of King Geummobong came into view.
-Booooow.
-Booooow.
‘What is it? What’s going on?’
It seemed like something was going on, so I thought I should stop by Geummobongwang’s house for the first time in a while.
