Fabre in Sacheondangga Episode 153
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‘These kids are all gone today! What’s wrong with numbers!?’
Wolyeong’s poison must have been detoxified, but it felt like a burning flame was shooting out of her eyes.
I glared at the enemies with anger bursting out like an active volcano inside me.
“Hehehe.”
“Chief, I really like that sound! Hahaha.”
The enemies were laughing hysterically at what was so great about it, but my unbearable anger will be relieved by the grass that has inherited my father’s will.
He continued to send messages with the intention of not just capsizing the ship, but splitting it in half.
‘Just split all the ships in half, you idiot!’
But at that moment, when I thought that smiling face would turn to thought, and that the guys’ laughter would surely turn to screams.
A question suddenly appeared in my head, whether it should have already popped out, even though it had already popped out.
‘Why are you late?’
And then suddenly a word came to my mind.
-Tch? “Why?”
A feeling of dizziness in my head.
Suddenly, the question ‘Why?’ came to my mind.
‘W, really!?’
In a situation where I had to run out and proudly destroy the pirates’ ship as per my father’s request, the sudden sound of “Why, why” made my hair stand on end.
It was because at this very moment, it seemed as if Cho had been struck by the disease that always comes to children at least once during their growth period.
‘Why at such an important time, why the sick period!’
Why disease is a period that comes when children are around four or five years old, and it starts with trivial questions and eventually becomes a period when they ask the ultimate question, why? why? why? why?
Children of this age are sometimes called the ‘Question Mark Murderer’ because they keep question marks in their heads and kill their parents’ mentality. Perhaps that was what Cho felt like.
Since evolving, it seems that their intelligence has definitely increased to the level of a middle or high school student, but Chona Bin’s level of common sense is still less than a year old.
‘No. No. It could be that he’s just curious because his dad suddenly told him to scold people. Calm down, So-ryong.
If she just kills people as she’s told, she’s a killing machine. How could she be a daughter? Of course not. The grass is growing up very properly.’
At such a crucial moment, he tried to calm himself down and explain the situation to Cho, saying that it was not possible for the disease to come and that Cho was growing very well.
I could hear Seol’s angry voice from next to me.
“Those guys!? How dare they be so small! Are they just going to destroy us!?”
Sister Seol was getting angry and was about to jump out, throwing up her arms.
Perhaps Sister Seol is not from the Central Plains, so she may not understand this situation as I do.
“Sister, tea, hold on. If you fight them, you might be able to kill a few, but in the meantime, they’ll stick to the boat and make holes in it, sinking it. So even though I’m angry, I just pay the toll and let it pass.
“It’s also our fault for not being able to take care of the household chores.”
“Damn it. If it were Yunnan, they would have caught them all and fed them to dog food!”
The answer was, “Are you avoiding it because it’s dirty or because you’re scared?” Hwa-eun dragged out Seol, who was furious, and asked the men.
“Okay. Then, how much is the toll?”
“Hmm… The boat looks so big and nice, so give me just 100 nyang!”
“A hundred nyang!?”
The answer to Hwa-eun’s question was “a hundred nyang from Eunja.”
The leader of the group laughed bitterly and answered Hwa-eun’s absurd question.
“I feel a little sorry for the dog food I’m listening to. I guess I’ll have to accept a little more! Hehehe.”
“Ugh… Wait a minute.”
The leader of the bandits who heard Seol’s sister’s remarks and took issue with them to raise the toll.
A hundred nyang of silver was quite a lot of money.
A hermit I couldn’t even touch when I was in Haenam Island.
It’s not that I didn’t have any money, but I didn’t have any money to give to the guys even if I threw it in the trash can, so I quickly explained to Cho while Hwa-eun went to the cabin to get the money.
“Uh… why do I have to do that… Oh! That’s right! They said bad things to Mom! That’s right, bad things!”
What he said contained words that were rated 19+, so these are not good words for children’s education.
I purified the words, but the questions still continued.
-Tsururut? 『Bad words?』
“Oh, so… Ah! I told Mom that they weren’t pretty. Those guys!”
Cho and Bin-i chose the words that they were most sensitive to and answered, but Cho looked back and forth between his body and Hwa-eun and tilted his head.
The next question that was asked was whether it was possible to think that way, since the mother had few legs and no feelers.
To be loved by a man like her father, she needs to have tentacles and many legs, but her mother doesn’t seem to have either.
“Wow, our daughter probably knows her father’s tastes well, and she’s growing up to be a very broad-minded child who knows how to understand other people’s different thoughts… Ahahaha…’
I was a little grateful that Cho knew my tastes so well, but I misinterpreted my dad’s tastes and assumed that all men would be like that.
I was embarrassed because if those guys had been breathing life into me, I would have just run to them without asking any questions.
Because of that, I immediately thought about swearing at them and making them kill me, but then I thought that if they kept trying to raise money just because I got sworn at them like before, then it would be better not to do anything.
And then a really good idea occurred to me.
‘Ah! That’s right!’
“Hey, then, should we go play with those guys?”
-Tsurut? “You’re arguing?”
“Yeah, it’s a game of tag. When the thatched-roof tents show up, those old men will scream and run away, so we have to catch them all so they can’t run away. It’ll be a lot of fun…”
A boy who seems to be happy when I explain about tag.
-Choo! “I want to do it!”
“Okay, let’s go and turn the boat over so the old men can’t escape!”
-Tsrrrr!
As soon as the explanation was over, a candle suddenly appeared behind my back.
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As the thatched-roof ship slowly and steadily rose into the sky, the eyes of the pirates looking up at the ship grew wide and their mouths dropped open.
“I, I, I···.”
“Hey hey hey hey···.”
“I···.”
The number of people who point to the sky and have their mouths wide open, unable to speak.
“What are these guys talking about as a group…!? Huh, huh, huh!”
Then, the leader of the bandits, who was a beat late because he was busy with something else, looked up at the sky and froze. The sight of a six-meter-tall giant civet flying in the sky was an overwhelming sight.
Then, Cho tilted his head and made a cute and adorable sound.
-Tsurut? “Shall we start?”
At that sound, the pirates were startled and ran to the end of their ships as far away as possible from the ship, and smiled and answered the ship’s question that was waiting for my answer.
“Okay! Let’s get started!”
A game of tag with death.
-Clang! Splash!
As soon as I finished answering, the heavy tail of the ship swung around, splitting one of the ships in two, and the screams of the pirates began to spread widely across the water.
“Kkaaaah!”
“Hey, you monster!”
“Kkaaaah!”
For the first time, it was the beginning of a disaster for the second time.
***
While it may be fun for the taggers to play tag with a six-meter-tall giant fox, it is a life-threatening situation for the taggers.
Of course, why would grandparents with four or five-year-old grandchildren go to the hospital with broken ribs or limbs?
Because children cannot control their strength when playing.
He thought he was just joking, but if he ran into his grandparents’ ribs, it was only natural that he would get hurt.
-Crack!
The fish, which had just broken the boat’s wash, swam over and scooped up the fleeing fish with its tail and threw them toward the boat.
-Thud! Splash!
Water droplets that fly in and stick to the side of the ship.
As the water slid down and fell into the water with a splash, the cries of joy could be heard.
-Tsrrrr! 『This is fun!』
“Eww!”
“Run away!”
“Okay, Choya, just get rid of them all!”
Like a dragon running wild among the crowd, cheered on by his sister Seol, the ship moved here and there, destroying boats and driving people towards the center.
And then there was the scene of such horrific screams.
Hwa-eun, who went to the cabin to get some money, was startled by the sound of a thatched roof being torn apart and ran out onto the deck, her eyes wide in surprise.
“Little Dragon! Stop it, stop it! The unwritten rules of, of the martial arts world are…”
It seemed like he was worried because of some unwritten rule of the martial arts world, but do those unwritten rules matter now?
He said this while holding Hwa-eun’s shoulder.
“Hwa-eun, I hate those who covet what’s mine the most.”
“yes!?”
“So those guys need to get in trouble.”
Then, Hwa-eun, who had her face flushed red, nodded with a blank expression.
I feel like I’ve finally realized what it means to be mine in my words.
Hwa-eun must have given her permission as well.
As I was wondering how to deal with them more effectively, I heard new thugs wanting to join.
-Kissit?
-Tsurur?
The fairy Bin appeared from the cabin, saying that something interesting was going on and that we should join in.
‘There will be more drinkers, right?’
***
The men running away from the water were quickly subdued by the fish shooting strings like a fishing rod and pulling them up onto the boat, and Bin-i threateningly guarding those who were pulled up.
And when the number of men caught by the demons and the grass above the heads of the kneeling men was counted, the men cried out in fear.
-Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk. Tsk, tsk.
-Key. Kishishii···.
“Please, save me!”
“Okay, we were wrong! We didn’t even know you were a martial arts expert and we were rude to you!”
“Please save me!”
The bandits are screaming for their lives while tied up in the thread of the fairy tale.
It seemed like Yohwa and Choga were thinking about who to eat, but the two were just checking to see who had caught the most.
He shouted at the screaming guys.
“Quiet! Anyone who utters even one word from now on will be given a snack to the spirits!”
-Tsrrrr!?
-Kissit!?
Cho and Yohwa were surprised to hear that it was given as a snack to the spirits.
After reassuring them that it was just a joke, he was worried about what to do with these guys, so he asked Hwa-eun.
I got angry and caught him, but I didn’t think about what happened after that.
“Hwaeun, what exactly are the unwritten rules of the martial arts world?”
“Oh, in this Yangtze River Three Gorges, there are bandits called the Yangtze River Waterway Clan. They do not touch the ships flying the flags of the Nine Great Gate Sect and the Seven Great Families, and we have a tacit agreement not to subdue them.”
“Ah… If there is no flag, do I have to pay a toll?”
“Yes, Little Dragon.”
“Well, we broke the unwritten rule. So what happens then?”
First of all, whatever the reason, that unwritten rule has been broken.
When I asked what would happen, Hwa-eun answered with a slightly serious expression.
“The Yangtze River Waterway is not just them. The Yangtze River Waterway is a gathering of many waterway groups. Since we attacked one of them, if it becomes known, the other waterway groups will interfere with the Tang family’s ships and people using the Yangtze River.
Then I will have to give them a gift as an apology. They are also martial artists.”
“Even though those guys insulted Hwa-eun? They’re the kind of guys that wouldn’t feel good even if they were killed?”
“Ma, I appreciate your kind words. Anyway, Dad, that’s the unwritten rule···.”
Hwa-eun blushes again.
It seemed like Hwa-eun was getting points one after another, but her head was a bit complicated.
If you do something wrong, you might even have to give the thieves an apology gift.
‘What the heck, beggars are martial artists, thieves are martial artists, now even bandits are martial artists? This is a headache.’
After thinking about it carefully, I decided to see their reactions first.
Because he was so scared, it seemed like he could be easily silenced.
That’s why he winked at Hwa-eun and spoke in a cold voice.
“There was even a saying that where I was, if there were no living people, there would be no noise···.”
And as I glanced at the guys, the leader of the bandits was startled and fell face down on the ground, shouting.
“We, we didn’t do anything today and we didn’t see anything! Just spare our lives and we’ll keep quiet! Of course, you can rest assured!”
It was definitely a scary situation, but I couldn’t feel at ease.
People go into the bathroom differently than they come out.
Because you can say something different later.
‘I think I’m a little scared… What should I do? How did you usually resolve accidents in your past life… The police? An insurance company? An agreement? Oh! That’s right! An agreement! There was an agreement!?’
As I continued to think, the first thing that came to mind was the on-site agreement.
What occurred to me was that, based on my previous life’s standards, the best way to handle this situation would be to reach an agreement on the spot.
Originally, when a traffic accident occurs, it is simpler and better to reach an agreement on the spot with cash rather than calling the police and the insurance company.
If you calculate the proportion of fault between each other, give and receive a settlement amount, and even write a pledge, you won’t be able to say anything different later.
“Hwa-eun, can we just come to an agreement here?”
“Agree?”
“Yes. Just a moment.”
When Hwa-eun tilted her head at my words that I had agreed to the agreement, I asked the leader of the group in a cold voice.
“Nothing happened? You guys, blinded by wealth, tried to storm the Tang family ship and plunder the treasure? You even broke the family flag to avoid the unwritten rules?”
Oh, of course the agreement ratio was 10:0.
