Episode 145: Even if it gets a lot of crap, it still tastes good.
The first person to speak was the Paradise Fairy.
She said, waving her pink fan gently.
“There you go, handsome little brother!”
Her eyes turned towards me and there was a lustful look in them.
“How about our little brother come out with me? It looks like things are going to get rough around here soon.”
I said to her with a smile.
“What should I do? My wife is not my type.”
“Oh my! Madam? I’m not that old. Just call me Sister.”
I asked the evil Soma.
“How old are you?”
“He must be over sixty at least.”
Then the paradise fairy shouted.
“Shut up! You ugly devil. I’m only twenty-eight.”
She wasn’t even afraid of the worst demons. She was truly a fearless villainess.
“Didn’t you say twenty-eight ten years ago?”
“Remember that?”
“Even then, he looked to be in his forties.”
The evil Soma seemed to know very well that these words would upset her the most.
A wicked aura flowed out from the body of the angry Paradise Fairy.
“Today, I will finally see the face behind that mask. If you hadn’t crawled into the Demonic Cult, you would have died by my hands long ago.”
Just by listening to their conversation, you could tell that they weren’t on good terms.
Then, the third of the Bloodthirsty Three Army nearby took the side of the evil Soma.
“That old lady’s magic is becoming more and more mysterious by the day.”
Then, the second son who was next to her pretended to stop her and mocked the paradise fairy.
“Hey, if you keep talking like that, that monster will suck out all your energy.”
When the Paradise Fairy looked back at them with a stern face, this time the eldest of the Bloodthirsty Three Army opened his mouth.
“Brothers, how can you say that the cube equation only lasts for a day or two? I thought it was a dog barking as it passed by.”
The Paradise Fairy said with a laugh.
“Why do those dogs bark like that whenever they see a person?”
Still, he seemed to have a certain degree of friendship with the eldest son. At first glance, the one leading the Bloodthirsty Army was the eldest son with a calm personality.
“Next time I come out, I’ll wear a mouth gag.”
Then the third one pretended to whisper. Of course, the voice was still loud enough for everyone to hear.
“If you look at him being so protective, I bet you must have had a hot night with that bitch.”
“Then you should take her as your sister-in-law.”
First, he closed his eyes tightly and spoke to the Paradise Fairy.
“You must think I’m crazy.”
On the surface, it seemed like they were just exchanging pointless words, but they were ready to come out at any moment.
The second and third ones, who were like parachutes, had no ordinary prayers. If they hadn’t, they would have been torn to pieces by the paradise fairy.
I watched their prayers by sending out various energies like a spider web. I watched their prayers closely to see how they changed, just as a spider web vibrates when it catches its prey.
They were relaxed. They seemed to believe that if they joined forces, they could easily defeat the evil Soma. The banter between them reflected that confidence.
At that moment, the last one to enter, King Yeomra, opened his mouth.
“If you’re old, you should die.”
He deliberately distorted his voice and spoke gloomily, as if he were a messenger of death.
He took a book out of his bosom and opened it. It was the list of names of people he carried around.
“They are bad guys who should have been sent to Hell a long time ago. Let them go now.”
Then the youngest and second youngest of the three bloodthirsty men clicked their tongues and said.
“That crazy guy’s condition shows no signs of getting any better.”
“You punk, instead of writing our names, you should write the name of the guy over there.”
I guessed that they knew each other well and even met frequently, so I sent a message to the evil Soma.
-Do you know where these interests come from?
-These are the ones who came out of the evil song.
The place where the evil Soma resides in the Cheonmasingyo is Akingok. However, the Akingok that the evil Soma just mentioned was not the place where he resides.
There is a real evil song in the Central Plains where evil people gather and live.
No one knows when the evil song came into existence. It was created when sinners who had committed a crime and fled began to live together one by one. The terrain was full of swamps, poisonous snakes, and venomous insects, and all kinds of traps were set up, so anyone who entered without permission would lose their life before taking even a few steps.
Even if you managed to overcome the danger and enter, there were all sorts of evildoers waiting inside. The child who was showing you the way stabbed his own neck with a dagger, and the kind-looking old woman put poison in your food. That was the place called Akingok.
The Murim Alliance tried to subdue the place several times, but failed every time. The number of villains was too great, so they suffered great losses and turned back every time.
However, there was one reason why the evil song did not emerge into the martial arts world as a force.
Because they are evil people.
Whenever someone tried to unite them, someone would betray them. They would steal, fight, and kill each other as soon as they opened their eyes, so they could not unite as a single force.
It was such a villain song, and the people there had gathered together for the purpose of killing the evil Soma. If they were not ordinary villains but moved people of this caliber, then this alone would have shown that the person behind it was truly great.
-What is our operation?
The evil Soma answered my question without hesitation.
-Let’s just sweep it all away.
-Is that possible?
– It’s possible. They’re missing the most important thing in their calculations.
– Of course it would be me, right?
-No, you’re ignoring the fact that I don’t like being trapped.
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They really got on the bad side of Soma.
You dare set a trap to kill me? And you even use the Silver Power Plant to do it?
The evil Soma was very angry right now. Of course, that didn’t mean he could deal with it as he pleased, so he was just waiting for an opportunity.
Just then, Hyulrangdo, who had been sitting alone, suddenly stood up and spoke as if to announce something.
“The evil Soma, it’s a matter of life and death for me.”
Then, the King of Hell immediately came forward.
“The evil Soma has already been registered. I will take him.”
When he opened the list of living and dead, the name of the evil Soma was written in red letters.
The paradise fairy licked her lips with her tongue and coveted the evil soma.
“Even if it gets a lot of crap, it looks like it’ll taste good.”
The same was true for the Bloodthirsty Three Armies.
“If they kill us, we’ll have to keep showing off. We’ll take the lead.”
It seemed like everyone wanted to fight the evil Soma. After all, killing the evil Soma would be something to be proud of for a long time.
At that sight, I said to the evil Soma.
“It’s popular.”
“This is nothing. If you go to the political party, there will be chaos. They will line up ten miles to kill me.”
I burst out laughing at his joke.
Naturally, the villains’ eyes turned to me. Judging by their expressions, they still didn’t know who I was.
Hyulrangdo asked me.
“Aesongi, who are you?”
Instead of answering, I said to him.
“I heard you were a person who walked your own path, but I didn’t know you would come to kill someone at the behest of others.”
The blood-curdling man looked at me coldly, having been hit in the face. I didn’t know how he came to be here, but I knew that he was a man who lived solely on his pride.
“He asked who I was.”
“It’s a sword dance.”
“Sword dance?”
Then, the first of the three bloodthirsty soldiers recognized me.
“You are the second son of Cheonma.”
His previously calm expression suddenly became frowned.
“Damn it! That son of a bitch! You’re forcing us to the place where the Heavenly Demon’s blood relatives are.”
Then the second one took his word.
“I guess you’ll just pretend not to know that I came with the evil Soma. But it’s not like I can back down either, so it’s a difficult situation.”
The reason is unknown, but it seems that they too were forced into a situation where they absolutely had to kill the evil Soma. If not, they wouldn’t have dared think of killing the Mazone.
On the other hand, Hyulrangdo had no fear at all even though he knew my identity.
“You trust in your father and speak so carelessly. Do you think I should fear your father?”
This was also the result of his pride being triggered. He lived only by his pride and died by his pride. But how could this be pride?
“He who has nothing to protect has nothing to fear.”
My words heightened his momentum. In a situation where it seemed like he would pull out his sword at any moment, I cut off his momentum and retreated behind the evil soma.
Hyulrangdo didn’t draw the Tao recklessly. Since he still doesn’t know my true abilities, he should be careful of the evil Soma.
I asked the evil Soma out loud so that everyone could hear.
“The person behind this incident is someone who could mobilize these people?”
“As you can see, it is.”
“Then why didn’t you come forward yourself and instead send them?”
“Probably… …because of the engineer.”
“It’s because of me?”
“One of them will want to kill the scholar. Then the responsibility for killing the scholar will fall on that person.”
“What a coward you are.”
I looked at the wicked and said,
“Now, who will be the first to fall for this cowardly intention?”
There was a moment of silence. No matter how evil the song was, there was still a sense of fear in the name of Cheonma. If Father really got angry, he could have beaten up the evil song. The reason he had left it alone until now was because it was a place that was a greater burden to the Murim Alliance.
The villains began to exchange messages. On the surface, they seemed to be bickering and quarreling, but they were worn-out villains in the world of martial arts. They were very careful because they were dealing with matters that were life-threatening. That is also the reason why they have survived to this day despite their many evil deeds.
After a while, the Paradise Fairy came out with a wicked smile.
“Brother, you really should go out with me. Is it right for someone so precious to be entangled with such vile villains?”
The moment I saw her eyes, I could feel that she was determined to kill me. It seemed that she was more afraid of the person behind the scenes who was close by than of the distant Cheonma.
The paradise fairy waved her fan gently.
“Brother, shall we go out?”
At that moment, when a crimson aura flowed out from the fan, a spirit-filled energy enveloped me. She had used her soul-binding technique on me. It was her soul-binding technique that had taken away the internal energy of countless martial artists up until now.
The moment a crimson light appeared in my eyes, the Paradise Fairy shouted at the Evil Soma.
“If you move, the scientist will die!”
The evil soma didn’t move. In fact, even if she hadn’t warned him, he wouldn’t have moved. He was convinced that I had killed the soul-binding demon lord, so how could I not handle the soul-binding magic of the paradise fairy? That’s why he trusted me so much.
When I thought I was completely absorbed in the art of seduction and had lost my senses, the Paradise Epic Spirit came to me and placed her palm on my dantian.
“Would you like to taste our little brother’s fresh internal energy?”
Hooooooooooooo!
I could hear the sound of energy leaving my danjeon.
The paradise fairy shouted in a voice full of joy.
“It has been my lifelong wish to suck the energy of the Heavenly Demon! Now that I have consumed its flesh and blood, half of my wish has been fulfilled.”
The expression on the face of the Paradise Fairy changed from moment to moment, showing joy, sorrow, and pleasure. The evil Soma and the other evildoers in the room all just watched her.
The youngest of the Bloodthirsty Three Armies opened his mouth to speak to the evil Soma.
“You heartless bastard! You just watch as your own flesh and blood is being punished.”
Then the evil Soma calmly asked them.
“You guys! Can you handle the aftermath?”
“We can just hide in the Akin Valley. We’ll just burn your corpses and throw them away, and no one will know that it was our doing. Even if it’s revealed, do you think your demonic cult would make so many sacrifices to attack Akin Valley?”
In response to the third answer, the evil soma said nothing more and just watched as the paradise fairy took away his internal energy.
And after a while.
dump.
The paradise fairy collapsed on the spot.
The first of the three surprised blood soldiers looked at her.
“Grandma, what’s wrong?”
The eldest, who had been watching her, cried out in surprise.
“He died! He died because his internal energy was exhausted!”
At that moment, my eyes opened wide.
“Ah, I’m full! Even though it’s a mess, it’s still delicious.”
All of her internal energy was absorbed by me in return.
I pretended to do it on purpose, but sorcery doesn’t work on me. In particular, sorcery of the seduction type never works on me.
I had recently become very interested in martial arts, and with the addition of the Blood Anjeongsu, Cheonmahoshinkong, and Cheonmaekganghwasul, it was impossible for her to take my internal energy from me in the first place.
In the end, the paradise fairy suffered a miserable death after being subjected to the same methods she had used to rob men throughout her life.
I gathered the internal energy I had gained from her and concentrated it in my danjeon, and spoke to the King of Hell with a gaze that had deepened even further.
“What are you looking at? Aren’t you going to write our sister’s name down on the list?”
